i wish i was a parrot so i could swear at people all i wanted and not get into trouble for it.

Being a parrot would be nearly as shit as being a sheep, though probably still better than being a fungus.

@donkulator I'd have the ability to fly wherever i wanted... how's that shitty?

and what the fuck do you have against sheep, man?

@SidTheITGuy The boredom, having to be around other sheep the whole time, the inevitability of getting eaten, and fly-strike.

@SidTheITGuy Also if you're the kind of parrot that gets to swear at people then you can't fly wherever you want. You have to sit in a cage all day. You keep saying "minge flaps" because you thought that's what you have to say to fit in with your human companions, but they seem to just laugh at you and you don't know why. And parrots live for about 100 years.

Wow, what a conversation this. Laughed hard about why it sucks to be a sheep.

lamb and goat is fucking delicious

@jestdotty I can't be doing with goat.