Petition to remove the song “club classics” by Charli XCX to “shovel” because she sings “I wanna dance with SOPHIE”.

Before you cancel me for saying that charli should take a showel and dig up her dead friend to dance with her, do know that SOPHIE meant and still means a lot to me, to the point that I took her last name when I changed mine. The more it hurts, the worse my jokes get. To me, they’re the only way to comprehend traumatic experiences.