You wanna know a despicable career? Firefighter.

Just let the fire burn things wtf

Ha! I knew it was you! Don‘t ask me how I knew, I just did.
I wonder what it tells about me and if it tells more about you than about me or the other way around. 🤔

...as long as they are not my things.

@cafecortado you cannot fight against the fire. The fire will swallow us all at the end.

@Lensflare I'm married. Quit flirting with me you faggot

@antigermanist Yeah that's why you use fire to fight the fire

@antigermanist but… after you admitted to having a love relationship with that pastor when you were 8, I thought you were sending me signals 😢

@Lensflare you're not a pastor are you?

If you ever become a catholic priest I would consider going on a date

@antigermanist maybe I was the pastor from back then?

@antigermanist you know how we call a pedophile priest in the catholic church?

A bishop

@antigermanist wait, are you saying there are ones who are not pedophiles?

@Lensflare well yes.

There's also the necrophiles, the zoophiles, the scatophiles, the gerontophiles,

Here's a whole list:

Hebephile Early pubescent children (typically ages 11–14)

Ephebophile Mid-to-late adolescents (15–19)

Teleiophile Adults or physically mature individuals

Gerontophile Elderly people

Necrophile Corpses

Zoophile Animals (also called bestiality when acted upon)

Objectophile / Objectum-sexual Inanimate objects

Coprophile Feces

Urophile Urine

Hematophile / Vampire fetishist Blood

Algophile Pain (linked to masochism)

Asphyxiophile Erotic asphyxiation (lack of oxygen)

Autogynephile A man’s arousal at the thought of himself as a woman (controversial term)

Clownophile Clowns

Acrotomophile Amputees

Diaperphile Diapers (often connected with infantilism)

Formicophile Insects crawling on body

Stigmatophile Tattoos, piercings, or body modifications

Dendrophile Trees or plants

Forniphile People as furniture (objectification fetish)

Nasophile Noses

Odorophile Body odors

Feederism (often “Fat admirer” or Adipophile) Overweight or feeding-related fantasies

@antigermanist yeah but it‘s like the whole point of being a pastor

Man, if only we could just let the bugs in our codebases burn out on their own. But no, we're the ones stuck firefighting legacy messes day in and day out.