Please wait for Windows to finish fucking up your system before powering it off

I installed windows 10 about 2 years ago I think... I bought a Pro license and instantly disabled all updates... I only ever install updates if fucking Visual Studio needs it for an specific stack... I have never had a single issue with windows updates because I'm smart enough to look at both sides of the road before crossing, more people should try.

@cobolplz it's a meme, mate. They are supposed to be exaggeratingly funny

@MohitC Chill out dude! I'm just fucking around

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Please wait a few months more for windows to finish fucking up their October update before powering off

TeamSpeak. Me in channel with friend. Some time ago.

Me: Gonna be back in a sec, just restarting because of performance.
Windows: Would you like to install the security update XY?
Me: Ah just a security update, why not.

Windows at startup: Pls wait while we Upgrade to Anniversary Update.