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Rust is NSFW. Please keep this forum clean.

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    Propaganda by C-people!
  • 3
    The one does not rule out the other.
  • 3
    I kind of like rust. Don't kink-shame.
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    Noobs.

    C++ is the kinkiest of them all. Accepts all sorts of deviations C would object (bad um tshh) to,
    requires esoteric codewords for safety, and can interface with pretty much anything you want, if you don't mind the ocasional mangling... (Liberal full-gcc, ocassional-clang or prude MSVC).

    Rust is like, "I wanna play, but don't want to get any STD- sorry, L-, so I'll try to play and preach safe, despite that ohh so much limiting my fun."

    And of course, when it comes to the kinky compilation time, C++ will carefully foreplay its includes and macros, ensuring they are part of the fun by literal inclusion.

    Rust may call the same partner twice, or thrice, but the pimpmo(du|bi)le only rides once.

    Booooring.

    And then again, Rust will complain that he wants to play safe, and that's fine, but it's no fun.
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    After all, rust may not have this problem (or so he claims), but, it shit hits the fan, and unsafe is used, and an unexpected object is created, C++ can just call sigab(o)rt, but Rust's garbage collector doesn't know what to do with it... So it lives. To adulthood.

    So yeah. Rust wants to be NSFW, but its overly strict upbringing by parents who forgot they were also children holds it back.

    That's it. In my head it's a spectacular meta-joke. I'll be fine if just one person finds it funny. XD
  • 1
    I haven't touch Rust.
  • 1
    @CoreFusionX That’s true.

    C++ will just laugh at you when you desperately scream the safe word and will keep going.
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    @Lensflare

    But sigabortion is legal XD
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    @CoreFusionX don't worry I find I funny. Also, I (retoor) was never mean to you. It was a bit on my account but you didn't notice :p My bots are that good. You're cool.
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    @Lensflare that's so hot.
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