1. That my code would compile.

2. See #1.

3. See #1.

The girl I'm talking to said her brother was giving her one of those talks about how all boys are gross and want sex. I told her that the one thing I want is for my code to fucking compile

Aren't you exaggerating?

Will you really choose coding over pleasure?

@cursee coding is pleasure 😃

@irene Both are true, I am not saying that sex isn't pleasure rather it is different kind of pleasure. It doesn't give fulfillment in matter of creativity for me, but rather is like coffee I love it, I need it and feel great, but I can still feel empty with it. Just dfferent category of pleasure 😃

@Omnisus for future reference I have taken few screenshots of your post and comments. 😎

All boys are gross and want sex? I smell projection here...

@cursee No problem man 😃 I code only as hobby and can`t complain at my sex life so it is doubtful that I will change my mind 😃

@Krokoklemme You shouldn't smell the stuff you project during sex... It kind of has a stale dusty smell to it.

Oh now I get why PHP developers are unhappy... Their code never compiles.

Just wanna make it clear that this post was a joke. I do want my code to compile, and sex is also cool. But those are my dev wishes.

@infernalempress OK so you are still up for the devRant orgy?

@bittersweet Fuck yeah bro, how did I not know about this sooner?

You said fucking, you lost the game