What a day and what an achievement!!!

Today ladies and gentlemen I broke my record for number of passive aggressive “as per last email” comments, in a single email.

I now stand at 11

Today is a great day and I’d like to thank everyone not reading my emails who got me to this point. You guys are the real record holders!

Haha nice, congrats. Is the whole story (censored if needed) worthy of a rant or a comment here?

@SkuunAn I think it’s too boring for a separate rant.

long story short I was sent a mail on Thursday, answered in Friday morning. They effectively sent the same email Monday morning just laid out differently, asking for feature start / end dates. So it went like:

Hi,

Feature A:
- Already finished (per last email)

Feature B:
- Started Feb 25th (per last email)
- Due to finish March 11th (per last email)

Feature C:
- Start March 11th (per last email)
- Due to finish March 25th (per last email)

Feature D:
- Work item has changed since last meeting and we are waiting on info as to what it is we have to do ... per last email

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Did you also conclude your email with "best regards (per last email)"? 😋

As per last mails you have 2 deliveries this month good luck =)

@Commodore and start with:

Dear Fuckwit (per last email),