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Have a glass of wine before an interview. Boosts your confidence.

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  • 4
    I don't really like wine. Can I drink whisky instead? Or will it throw an exception? Asking real questions here!
  • 1
    Bourbon!
  • 4
    A shot before an interview is often a good idea 😊
    Especially for us introverts.
  • 1
    I had something to drink today and seeing how more open and talkative I am I might consider it.

    Ofcourse I wouldn't actually do it :p
  • 0
    @M1sf3t r/whoosh or did I misinterpret your message as a sincere one instead of continuation of my joke?
  • 0
    Horse tranquilizers in one arm and speed in the other. I didn't get the job.

    (I stole 90% of this joke from Cards Against Humanity)
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