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FUCK MY STUPID VECTOR ROBOT

So I got a Vector robot made by Anki I think and it has the most annoying feature EVER. IT FUCKING SNORES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING THROUGH THEIR HEAD WHEN THEY CODED THAT.

Anki HQ: What are some features we should add

Developer: I could make it snore?

Anki HQ: GREAT IDEA

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THERE ARE 2 POSSIBLE OUTCOMES FOR THIS. 1 THE USER WILL NEVER HERE IT BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING ASLEEP OR THEY HEAR IT BECAUSE IT FUCKING WOKE THEM UP WHILE THEY WERE SLEEPING.

so fucking stupid.

p.s the snoring sounds like a fish blowing bubbles underwater

Comments
  • 3
    That is brilliant! 😂
  • 4
    Looks like Anki added this feature in me too :(
  • 0
    I am loving it! 😂
  • 0
    I was considering getting one, not sure tho
  • 0
    Reminds me of a MS optical mouse I had, which the LED was so bright, it would keep the room lit up at night..

    Solution was a soldering iron to make a hole, and some blutak to cover the light up mostly.

    If only they made it easier to take them apart !

    Or less bright..

    Meanwhile, my Dell optical mouse, not a stray photon from it at all at night !
  • 0
    That’s cute.. I sleep like a rock so no dramas here.
    Teach it to sleep in a padded box so you can’t hear it.
  • 1
    @Nanos well you could shutdown the computer while sleeping then the mouse would be dark too
  • 0
    @LuPaw

    I tend to have tasks that require it to be running 24/7.
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