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IOS 12 😱
Now I can finally take a dicpic and measure it at the same time 🤷🏼‍♂️

I suspect someone here on devrant has some kind of a gold fetish 🤔

At the company I work they just updated confluence to a version with new UI. The new blue tone for the navbar is just FUCKING UGLY!
Don‘t seem to be able to change the theme of it anymore either...
Soooo I made a firefox plugin to fix it xD
Cuz why not.
And I learn‘t how to create firefox addons^^

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That moment when you finally decide to close devRant ... but before the closing-animation even fully stopped some kind of reflex moves your finger and opens devRant again.

Yeah so... I‘m an IT student and am supposed to have a certificate exam about software engineering RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT!
The person from the certificate place arrived half an hour late due to a delay of her flight.
That sucks alot because many students have other exams just after this one.

I always go one hour early to exams so even if 2 trains are delayed I will be there in time.
I would expect said person to do the same.

It gets even worse. We sit there expecting to start the exam half an hour late and guess what:
The distributed exam is not the one we are meant to take......... FOR FUCKS SAKE why did I even come here?!?!

Does anyone know a good way to use adblock/ublock but configure it to allow ads only on my fav/selected youtube channels?

Because some youtubers deserve it!

...And I‘m too lazy to manually disable my adblock everytime Iwatch some videos of creators I like :/

Would anyone else want a thread where only "Text without image"-rants/stories are shown?
I know images can sometimes be funny but I feel like the text only rants just have more quality to them.

Guys stop whining about your bloody windows updates taking "hours"!
Sure they are annoying but if it really takes hours for you, you are either a liar or your pc is a toaster.
My windows updates usually don't take longer than 5 minutes and my pc isn't even that high end.
Just get over it...

...or use linux.

So recently I wanted to delete a corrupt jpg file.
I could not because "It's corrupted".
Oh dear windows...
...Go fuck yourself!

Oh and also recently I was out of space, so I had to free some by deleting the VMWare Snapshots that were taking up said space.
I couldn't...
...VMWare said it needs more space to be able to delete those files.
Fuck you too VMWare!

Got the surface a week ago, so this is my first sticker on it :D
Let's spread the Swag :)

I actually enjoy helping out my non-IT friends with IT related problems from time to time. I feel useful when I do so :/

So yesterday evening when going to bed I wanted to sleep asap.
Therefore I used a 'tactic' called count to ten and then start over again. This is supposed to be relaxing so you stop thinking about other things an you get sleepy faster.
It usually works...

...But then my brain decided to write a program for said procedure in my mind. I actually started thinking:

int count=0;

While ( ! isAsleep() ){

think(count);
count++;

If( count == 10 ){
count = 0;
}
}

It didn't really help me falling asleep...

Vim is like the ten-finger system.
Once you get used to it it's amazing!
#JoinTheVimmingTeam

How to start coding (for fucktards)

1: Choose desired programming language like python or java

2: Search on youtube or google: "<language> tutorial beginner"

3: if step 2 was to hard for you...
STOP learning how to program, you are hopeless

4: Instead of asking everyone on how to learn programming, just fucking DO IT already!

Seriously, if you don't even know how to use google and youtube to educate yourself programming is NOT FOR YOU!