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cursee
72d

Time to stop getting drunk like a dumb shit.

Lost my phone last night :(

Comments
  • 11
    Now you have to use your computer for devRant.
  • 7
    I've said that many times before. 😒
  • 8
    @-red yes and have to deal with things like this
  • 7
    @irene :( i am sad
  • 7
    No wonder. Be more mindful of your actions
  • 8
    @cursee Hope you find your phone or get a new one. 😁😁
  • 6
    Did you at least get laid?
  • 7
    @irene Actions when you're drunk or of the act of drinking itself ?
  • 5
    @-red all actions.
  • 4
  • 9
    @rutee07 As if that's worth losing a phone.

    Technology >>>>>>> sex
  • 7
    @cursee Then you should definitely be mindful of your actions! Make sure you at least get a dip next time.

    @irene Metro Manila: 12.8 million population. There are cities within that. Some have less, some have more people.
  • 6
    @-red thank you for cheering me with ++s :(
  • 7
    @-red Of course it's not but I have met a guy who lost his phone twice after we had sex but we kept fucking anyway so yeah, some people are nuts. It's only a consolation price on @cursee's part since he already lost his phone. :D
  • 7
  • 7
    @rutee07 you should x-ray your womb. there might be a phone or two. :s
  • 6
    @cursee You know, I thought about that. Maybe my vagina is so hungry. But I had an ultra sound after that, no phones of any model.

    And oh no, I've become the next victim to @-red's ++ attack. :D
  • 4
    @rutee07 the poor phones probably got digested
  • 8
    @rutee07 Search specifically for iPhones. It might've slipped back a little. They're a PITA. You know where to find'em.
  • 4
    @rutee07 oh shi... That's more than in mine 😵
  • 4
    @-red Nah, my hookups are peasants like me. We all use Android phones. :D
  • 3
    @rutee07 which phone model do you use?
  • 2
    @irene Right now, I don't even know. This is supposed to be a burner phone that I just picked up from the store. It's a Huawei model Shit.
  • 3
    @rutee07 oh, i see. So no one would be able to track your hookups? 😏
  • 3
    @rutee07 cum to me :3
  • 4
    @irene Separation of the church and state. Lol. Mostly to avoid distractions when I'm at work and vice versa (vacation). Also so I can easily get rid of hookups in case they get a little crazy. Made the mistake of fucking a co-worker when I only had one number once, now he still stalks me on LinkedIn and WhatsApp.
  • 1
    @irene Hahaha. What?
  • 1
    @rutee07 wow. That's awful.
  • 1
    @rutee07 text me, my dear :D
  • 0
    @irene *texts you*
    *sends dick pic*
  • 1
    @rutee07 do you wanna my dick pic? 🤔
  • 3
    @irene What?! I thought you haz pussy! You catfizh me! Show me bobs and vegana now!

    *throws burner phone into the burner*
  • 2
    @rutee07 lol 🤣
  • 2
    @irene BOBS VEGANAAAA!!
  • 1
    @rutee07 I'd like to see yours, btw 🤔 me is curious cat-panda
  • 1
    @irene My sausage is from Vienna.
  • 4
    ok wait...

    @cursee could you please wait a minute?

    So I already knew that @irene was a boy

    but now, is @rutee07 actually a boy or girl?

    I'm holy freaking confused now and my vagina is dripping
  • 2
    what the fuck
  • 1
  • 4
    @mellen Welcome to devRant...
  • 1
    @gitlog I'm a hermaphrodite.
  • 4
    @rutee07 Then why fuck others?

    FUCK YOURSELF /s
  • 5
    what did my rant turn into :O

    @gitlog irene is male and rutee is a female :D
  • 4
    @cursee we are trying to find your phone

    Let the conversation bloom and you may hope that god will mail it to you

    By the way do check in the back pocket of the jeans you were wearing yesterday
  • 1
    @gitlog nah it really is lost :D
  • 2
    @gitlog He wasn't wearing anything when he lost his phone. Also, when my cock is erect, it's hard to bend and shoot it into the hole so I had to fuck others.
  • 2
    AHAHAHAHAHA

    time to buy a new phone.
  • 2
    BTW tell me when you buy a new phone

    I'm not able to decide which phone should I buy

    I don't want to buy chinese shit like oppo or Mi or something similar
  • 2
    @gitlog his former one was Mi A1. A fine device. I have one too.
  • 1
    @gitlog @irene

    Yes and I'm getting A1 again.

    I'm a simple guy with no cash.

    A1 is good enough for my everyday use.
  • 1
    @cursee what about A2 lite?
  • 0
    @gitlog If you want a screen as black as a nigga's cock, get the Huawei Mate S. Probably not as good as what they're recommending but I love that phone and it's broken.. :'(
  • 1
    @rutee07 but niggas cock isn't black but it is dark brown 🤔
  • 1
    @irene They have different categories:
    Nigga - Brown
    Nigger - Dark Brown
    Niggest - Black
  • 1
    @rutee07 have you tried one? 🤔😏
  • 1
    @irene No. They are not as easy as white men.
  • 1
    @rutee07 what do you mean?
  • 2
    @irene my younger bro is using A2 lite, it is alright. Actually my gf said she is buying a new phone for me as early birthday gift.

    She let me choose A1 or A2.

    I don't think A2 is exceptionally better .. :?
  • 2
    @irene There are very few black people around here. Not to be racist but just out of observation, they belong in two categories: some poor and smelly ones from Nigeria and some elite and rich ones from richer places like London or Florida.

    Those elite ones always want to be friends first and talk about life and shit. My vagina has no time for that.
  • 3
    @rutee07 @irene devRant needs NSFW category for you two
  • 0
    @rutee07 lol, understood 🤣
  • 1
    @cursee I've heard that a2 lite is a better deal than a2.
  • 2
    @rutee07 your poor hungry vagina 🤣
  • 1
    @irene @rutee07 I'm nowadays controlling myself from fapping

    Could you please stop now?

    Sorry if I look creepy
  • 1
    @cursee but I hate Chinese

    +They have got some problems with remote access
  • 0
  • 3
    @gitlog You can't remotely access Chinese vaginas when you're in India?
  • 2
    I'll stop hijacking cursee's thread now. Lol.
  • 0
    @rutee07 no
    Few companies block few things necessary for remote access apps like TeamViewer, VNC etc
  • 1
    @cursee Learning experience.
  • 3
    @Devnergy which I failed :P

    I lost a bag full of cash (roughly $3K/4K and some other stuff) one night because of getting drunk before :3
  • 3
    @cursee That sucks. I had a co-worker who lost all his money because we went to a beerhouse (strippers and hookers). Some of us left earlier and we received a call from him saying he was so drunk and he thinks one of the hookers stole his money while he was groping her.
  • 3
    @cursee just stop drinking outside house/safe place where just you and your friends are.

    Do you really need to drink at bars?

    What will be the benefit from excess drinking that just gives you temporary pleasure and permanent problems anyways?

    Well it's your choice to get so drunk or even use alcohol for peace of your mind. But maybe imposing a few rules will help

    Anyways I'm just a guy who has decided not to drink for lifelong after seeing the impacts. You may decide for yourself
  • 1
    @gitlog yes I'm starting to stop it for good these days.
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