Me visiting a bar...

While going for a smoke...
Woman: Can I ask you a very impolite and downright rude question..?
*expects a Facebook hacking question*
Me (hesitant): .. sure, ask ahead...
Woman: I've never seen you here before. Who are you?
Me: *tells name*
(thinking) not what I expected! (:
Woman: So you're living mostly on the internet?
Me: yeah pretty much... 🤔
Woman: So I live here next to that lawyer...
Me: I don't know most of the area here, where's that?
Woman: Why don't you look it up, hmm? 😜

Quality pwnage!! 😆

Congrats in advance mate

@rutee07 What do you think a woman would expect in that regard? I'm not very familiar with women on that, but the current status quo is that I left her about an hour ago in that bar, and that it's currently 4:30AM in my country. Should I approach her again later or go to her now?

Too late to apologise, too laaaate! Sorry m8, you probably lost your window :(

@pullervo 😢
Oh well, plenty of fish in the sea 🙃

On an unrelated note, the Yocto build I had to do for work actually booted!!! It's definitely my lucky day today 😀

@Condor yeah! That's the spirit!

@pullervo he lost window but he still have Linux. So I think he'll be fine. He just needs to git commit and Git push force to have a parent child relationship

@Devnergy --force is usually a bad idea though, especially when it's to master 🤔

Your build seems pretty small.

@Condor it is ok. You are the master, she's the slave. Master slave

Posted 3d ago.

Shit I would have told you to run the hell back to her if I could travel back in time 😝

wait wait wait... she approached you first?!?

@Condor what's the update to this story? Seen here back? What's the progress?

@Devnergy I haven't seen her back, the bar I happened to visit has several bartenders, one of which I offended a while back (search for dihydrogen monoxide here on devRant and you'll probably find that particular rant). I checked again today on that café and it so happened that that particular bartender was over there again. So I walked back. Couldn't see the woman from back then either. I am going to check up there frequently and maybe go back there next week on Friday night like I did last week though. Hopefully then I'll be able to see her again...

@Condor: *This* happened with a lady.
Male devs: "She wanna fuck dood, F"
Female devs: "We gotchu fam"

I love this thread.

@Condor what's the status of this project mate?
Did you "git commit" to her yet?

@Devnergy almost. Almost...