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Parzi
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Why am I, a level-headed, shy individual, a straight-up fucking psychopathic murderer in my dreams???

it's pbad, so bad i can't describe any of the dreams here without getting banné.

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  • 7
    "too many videogames" -your mom
  • 4
    I have the same dreams all the time. In one, my mother was asking me to confess about my crimes and show them where I'm hiding the bodies. We go to this room full of corpses covered in maggots and I showed her how I cut the corpses in pieces to dispose of them.

    In other dreams, I see ghosts and monsters but my silly brain finds a way to make it look so ridiculous that it's funny.
  • 9
    I'm only a wannabe psychopath murderer. ☹

    Also, my dreams are boring as hell. I made bone broth repeatedly for 8 hours last night. Tonight I'll probably dream that I'm sending out endless job applications. Bleh.
  • 5
    What the fuck. I don't think I've had a boring dream in my life. You must be the most sane individual to ever walk this earth.

    Other brains: let's process this shit so that we don't commit neck rope; I think a couple of hours of hellish nightmares might just be enough to keep this baby spinning for another day or two.

    @Root brain: Hmmm, bone broth.
  • 5
    @ihatecomputers 😅

    Seriously, my dreams are so boring it's awful. When I played minecraft for days, I dreamed about minecraft for days. I've only had two nightmares in my life.

    MAKE IT STOP
  • 3
    @Root Listening to true crime and horror podcasts while trying to fall asleep helps. Sometimes I fall asleep in the middle of the episode and dream about the sounds I'm hearing.
  • 3
    @rutee07 I may try that.
    ... if I can find earbuds that stay in.
  • 4
    @Root Ah, I put it on loudspeaker. I forgot you have kids.
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