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My dad: hey how do i do {{thing}} with this trucks multimedia system? What? No i dont know the exact model or release date or software version, arent you a programmer? You should know this without ever even seeing the outside of the car.

Ugh ugh ugh. This is the worst. My dad used to do that shit all the time and then mocked me when I said I had no idea how x system works or how to configure it.

@C0D4: go push the buttons and find out.

@C0D4 in another career: let's go find it together and that'll cost you a $25 service fee.

Had that with an idiot at a bar earlier too. "Hey there you look technical.. so why is my car's Bluetooth constantly disconnecting from my phone? You like questions like these, right. Because you're technical."

Had to tell him a couple of times to call the car manufacturer instead (likely their customer team would be far better at telling him to fuck off than I am). After too much persistence, I decided to give a lengthy and extremely boring explanation on the Bluetooth pairing process.. that shit never fails 😄 after half a minute, he was done for it 😂

@Frederick 🙃 I don't talk to him anymore, it's better that way