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If there's something I fucking hate with all my goddamned soul is when you post something online and people get in their fucking high horse and judge you or tell you what to do

Like I understand if you're talking shit about people in the same community, then if someone tells you you're an idiot, I get it.

But if you're ranting about someone off site, then why judge this person? What's the damage being caused to you or the site?

For example, let's say I rant about my wife and the things that annoy me about her, and I use some colorful language to get it off my chest.

There's always one motherfucker, one stupid piece of shit that says something out of line.

In general it's one of these things:

* "wow, you need to calm down, you clearly treat her like shit, she is better than you*

YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF DOGSHIT. DO YOU HAVE CAMERAS IN MY HOUSE AS TO ASSUME THAT I TALK TO HER IN THE SAME MANNER AS I DID IN THIS POST?

YOU GULLIBLE SHIT EATER.

OF FUCKING COURSE I DON'T TALK TO HER LIKE THIS. I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE OR A MONSTER. I AM JUST R-A-N-T-I-N-G.

AND I RANT IN THIS MANNER SO AS TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST AND NOT FIGHT WITH HER. AND IT TENDS TO WORK. DOES IT REALLY NEED TO BE EXPLAINED?

Jaysus fucking christ. These people actually have the imagination of a fish, they can't fucking connect the dots.

Judging someone online is an egotistical thing. People like to judge others because of that morality high. It's the snack of the morally lazy.

Repeat with me: "I am flawed too, I have problems too. I should never judge others easily, let alone without full fucking context".

* "op, you should do <terrible advice>"

these ones are better, because they are trying to help, but still annoying as fuck.

they come in two forms:
old smug and condescending washed up idiots who overrate their life lessons and think they are applicable to every person A PRIORI.

yeah, fuck case by case analysis, these dinosaurs think they're the wise elders of the village.

Age does not immediately mean your advices are valid, your advices are valid on the sole merit of being valid by themselves.

I don't give 2 fucks if you're 60 or 120. If your advices are bullshit, please spare me the idiocy and the lack of case analysis.

I had old people tell me "trust me kid, happy wife, happy life" wtf is that shit? MY WIFE IS NOT YOUR WIFE.

YOU DON'T KNOW MY WIFE. MY WIFE IS ACTUALLY COOL, BUT SHE COULD BE AN ACTUAL PSYCHO AND I COULD BE OMITTING THAT FROM MY POST.

THEREFORE, HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY.

JUST STFU.

This reminds of that disgusting reddit post where a father asked advice on /r/relationships about her wife, and people told him "dude, duh, divorce her".

Guess what, she ends up murdering both of her children.

You would think such post would serve a lesson as to be careful giving advice online. But no, people think they're fucking dr phil or something with EXTREMELY LITTLE case knowledge.

People need to talk a bit less and listen a whole lot more.

You want to know how to help a person who is expressing problems?
You want to know how to be REALLY conpassionate?

Just listen. You can give minimal advice, but listening is the most important, with some occasional "i feel you man".

Everytime a journalist asks a suicide disuader what do they do, they always say the same " i just listen to their problems".

ITS NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE FOLKS. YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO BE A GOOD PERSON? CLOSE THE MOUTH AND TAKE THE WAX OUTTA YA EARS.

There's also the younger ones who think they can help when they don't even have no experience at all.

This is being naive, but I Iike that more than the smugness of old people.

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    @Alice omg, you're type of person I'm ranting about here.

    "you clearly have a problem" have we met irl?

    can you send me a picture of your therapist degree so i can give more than 0 fucks

    everytime i see one of your comments it's always some presumptuous, ignorant, judgemental shit
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    @Alice I mean ok, not every comment, I'll say too many comments, you do post a lot funny/smart stuff too
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    @Alice omg you mean that original comment was not meant to be taken seriously?

    are you the type of girl that flirts weird with a guy by saying shit like "you're a 4, i bet you have a tiny dick, haha jk"
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    @Alice r/woosh, he was too pent up to get it I guess. If it's any consolation, I was about to try the same joke x)
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    @CptFox I definitely was pent up, I think this is the first time ever I put these feelings in words and was very salty as I wrote it.

    i dunno about woosh though, an /s or maybe actual humour might have helped.

    @Alice interesting strats, it seems I went with 3b there
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    @Alice oh yeah, that is kinda true
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    Its really hard to rant or vent about such stuff without people making suggestions or assumptions. Reaaaaaally hard. So its to be expected(as much as that sucks) which is why I don't vent to the internet.
    People are shit, specially when they know you can't lay hands on them e.g internet people, makes em feel like they can get away with saying whatever they want.
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    @jesustricks r/woosh is a subreddit dedicated to jokes flying over people's head :)
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    @jesustricks @Alice welp, I've been summoned.
    I'm unsure that I want to give information about my little kyutie. But how she flirts? €) definitely not like that x) passive aggressive tends to disappear when you start being in the side of known person
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    @AleCx04 couldn't agree more.
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