Go home playstore, you are drunk again.

Realistic time to work on * 1,5 = Free time to use until the night you actually do it.

You lost the game.

In the last couple of days I really wish more people from devRant were more active on (german) Twitter. It's a ridiculous thing that's happening about article 13 right now. Every tweet from german politicians about it is such nonsense bullshit without any knowledge in it that even a 10 years old would know better.

These spam mails get more intelligent everyday!

I spent the last couple of days on working on a big and complex MOBA map for Wargroove... a.... turn based strategy game with hotseat online game.

When I saw people in the community forums talking about how it is (according to them) impossible with the editor mechanics to create a MOBA style map with similar gameplay and AI controlling the minions properly, I just jumped in after seeing that some people attempted it but mostly failed (with some little exceptions in the 1vs1 field).

And now I've got it. A full-fledged turn based, long MOBA map for 4 players (sadly that's Wargrooves human player limit. Otherwise it could be more).

I learned to like and hate the map editor.

I love it for how simple and fast it is.
I hate it for the missing features like using a counter for calculations or in texts.

I hate I had to create a lot of events twice or even more times because of the missing functionality.

I hate that my fingers hurt so much from using a controller for so much time.

And I hate that I loved it so much that I now got 47 hours in Wargroove without even playing it after the first 5 or 6 missions.

Looking forward to finally playing it.

Please devs, at least add a feature to use counters for something else than pure conditions if you create a map editor for your game.

Thanks. Was fun anyways.

I met almost all the people I kinda dated, including my partners up to now, through projects I worked on or after working on stuff for them.

I also met most of my friends this way. Which is pretty logical because I usually date my friends.

What I do is the base of my social life.

Despite what some people here sometimes say, one does not exclude the other in any way.

Lol, so fucking true! Rofl!

Since people post this random stuff.

TV shows be like: "Look at this cool styled and complicated digital presentation of our crime case that I created and memorized in the 30 minutes we had left, just to show it to you."

I just managed to accidentally swipe two apps in my process list with one finger.

That's it, I'm pro.

What happens when you unsubscribe from a facebook site is that you get a huge message in your feed about what happens when you unsubscribe from a facebook site that tells you exactly what you thought would happen when you unsubscribe from a facebook site before you unsubscribed from a facebook site and clicked on the button to unsubscribe from a facebook site.

PowerPoint games are the peak of human creations.

Playing Sony support again.

Videos with forced subtitles are like car accidents. You want to mind your own business, but you can't stop looking at it and getting distracted from what's actually happening.

At this point I want to thank @lampenlampen who expresses their interest on rants and comments purely via ++'s but for me is a clear part of devRant who I still remember from my old account although there never was any interaction by text.

I just noticed my router reconnects the printer every hour and increases the device number by 1.

Apparently my printer now is device number 2318.

Everytime someone unfollows me on social media, a little hamster dies in my heart.

They do this anyways, but that doesn't change the facts.

Could LinkedIn please stop to send me notifications about the same 3 new messages over and over again? I don't even have any!

Developer: *exists*

People: "Please fix my computer. For free."

My thoughts: "Dude, I freak out everytime my own computer misbehaves in a critical way and fear that I wouldn't be able to fix it. Don't make me live another nightmare."

Sorry, none. Because I actually take the time to learn what I don't know and understand simple stuff without getting super fustrated and calling HTML or / and CSS fucked up, stupid and responsible for my inability to learn some of the most simple stuff on this planet.

reCraptcha-hell. For 10 minutes. Finally done. Error page.

Parents back then: "You are computer addicted, I saw that in a talkshow. You clearly are. I will take this computer away from you. All the people there are no real people! Realize that!"

Same parents today: "I have one friend on facebook less than yesterday again! What do they have against me?! I need to answer all those game invites! X doesn't want to help me build my farm! Y DELETED ALL THEIR PRIVATE MESSAGES WITH ME UNTIL LAST MONTH!"

Can we please stop asking endusers dumbed down questions if they ask for something different than the actual issue?

We are the ones responsible for chainmails about pseudo messenger "viruses" and people thinking your computer blews up just from visiting a porn site.

We are the ones who ask questions like "did you watch porn on this device?" instead of "did you download shady files?", so now everyone thinks simply watching a webvideo destroys your computer beyond repair.

No offense, but the good thing about "I don't care, but..." and "No offense, but..." is that people can write their stupid fucked up and offensive comment that clearly shows they care and stupid people actually believe their first statement.

A subscription box and exchange site for the young generation

Weird app translations #5

Apparently my physical storage is available for free, at no additional cost, according to Google's Files Go. Good to know that I don't have to pay extra to use my sd card or internal storage.

To get further away from dev stuff, as I already did the past half year since I started to get more and more interested in illustration.

My goal is to get better at drawing, painting and illustration stuff in general. I finally found something that I am permanently interested in and motivated to practice and learn.

Until some months ago, I thought I would never be able to even draw something at all, because my logical thinking that made me get into developing passively blocked me from accepting how improvement in art works.

Now that I finally overcame this kind of thinking and can freely learn and practice, there finally is improvement and I feel happy with my decision to get away from development as my main field.

So my goal for 2019 is to improve more and more by regular practice and trying out new things.

I am thankful to know people like @ODXT and @oudalally (not here anymore) to have motivated me to go this path when I felt like it instead of trying to make me think otherwise.

Toastie.

I was bored. And I was here today. So take this.