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@myss huh, so that's why there were so many posts about programming.
haha jk.
this is my alt account where i post my unpopular or taboo ideas and I'm honest to the bone...
i post dev stuff in the main account, but even if i didn't have such other account, sex is a central part of dev's life
the stereotype that devs can't socialize tends to be real (not always, but frequently) and I think these posts are relatable to said people. -
@irene then it would be very childish, more than it's already
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@lazyDev i have a very hungry twat
@irene i dunno what are you talking about, I'm just a spunky black woman -
@rutee07 I mean, the fact that your colorful posts/comments aren't directed to me doesn't mean they are not cockteases. They could be cockteases to devrant users in general.
But are they cockteases? you're just doing colorful comment on your nornal natural female experiences.
true, but males have a very basic, primal brain, like we see sex and we're like "OMG SEX". Statistically more than women, and that is biology, it's just how the male brain works.
Like, if you need further evidence, look at the female to male ratio of sex workers, strippers, camwhores, etc
So while you're not trying to arouse or cocktease anyone with your comments, they probably are arousing more than a couple of boys. -
After >7 days of no sex, my dick will force me to look at anything juicy.
I divide the world into "fuckable vs unfuckable meat". I still have a brain and self-control, I'm not roaming the streets grabbing non-consenting objects, but wouldn't reject a willing one.
In my opinion, cheating is more about communication & honesty than about rubbing genitals together.
If I lost my penis in a failed grassmower repair attempt, I would not blame my girl for getting another dick to ride.
If making love to my girl was like humping a dead fish once a month, I'd say "either we're going to up our game and practice some spicier stuff together, or I'm going to find someone whose kink is not locked at a pastor-wife-level"
If my girl had a thing for other girls, or Asian guys, or trans dick, or whatever -- Things I can't physically provide? It's not my right to deny her any fetish, and vice versa. That's not fair.
You don't own your partner, and you don't owe each other anything but honesty 🤷♀ -
@irene And I'm honestly quite monogamous 😁
But that is the result of open communication, compromise and finding out how to get closer to each other; not of "suffering in the name of fidelity".
I think that cheating is always the result of a flaw in the relationship which is either fixable or negotiable, as long as the relationship is based on direct & open communication.
And BTW: Silent facial expressions of discontent & cryptic whatsapp messages do not count as communication.
A casual remark like "I can't cum unless a woman in a furry suit is pegging me" is raising a valid concern, to which she might reply: "I'll consider it... as long as you shave your butthair, and repay me with an hour of foot licking".
If she doesn't want to accommodate you in any way, that's perfectly fine, but at that point I feel she has no "right" to keep you from filling the hole in your sex life in other ways. And if you don't want to lick her feet, that's cool, other footlickers might... -
@bittersweet if only she was open minded as you are, my friend.
(hmm... I have an idea...)
are you bi by any chance? -
@jesustricks Nope.
I mean, I could probably have sex with a guy without becoming emotionally scarred, so I guess I'm gayer than 100% straight. But it's not something I'd enjoy much either. I'm attracted to human females, elegant code, and possibly intelligent robots, mechanical keyboards and aliens with various warm selflubricating orifices. Increasing meatstick to boob ratio seems like a bad idea to me personally, and my girl is more into chain bondage than orgies 🙄 -
@bittersweet I like how you analyze it in a rational way,
also "bondage chains" noooice -
@irene pfff, have you ever felt the thrilling sensation of a big black cock coming down your throat?
try it sometime
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Well you do know how to catch my attention.
Life is hard.
You are born. DNA gets determined. You go through infancy.
Puberty comes and DNA is like
"uh from now you'll pretty much have strong sexual urges, a huge desire to be sexually prolific, nothing weird like being pedo or into rape though".
me: Uh ok.
dna: oh, also, you're gonna be one of those late bloomers, you know, you talk like shit, you dress like shit, you smell like shit.
life: that's true and also you don't have anyone in your life to teach you about that shit, so forget about kissing, having sex, let alone being in a relationship for a long time.
*a lot of years go by with a lot of missed opportunities, mistakes and regrets*
life: ok, you seem to have become a decent sex partner out of a lot of scarring experiences, but there's one problem: you've fallen in love with somebody.
and you're married
and you have kids
me: well, does that mean I can't fuck other people?
life: yeah, no. I'm surprised I even have to explain that, it's called cheating. It will pretty much ruin your marriage, and fuck up your kids.
me: ok, I guess no then. I'm still fortunate enough to have sex with my wife right?
life: yeah... but you still want to fuck other people
me: what???
life: yeah, did you think that falling in love would make you not want to fuck other people? fuck no
me: ok, well I'm very grateful that I get to experience sex at all.
life: yes... there's a thing though, your partner has a much much lower libido than you.
me: ok, well maybe if I exercise and dress better that might change
life: that will definitely help, you'll feel more confident and have more stamina, but every time you retry exercising, you remember how much you hate it and how little stamina you have.
oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you had kids and work, yeah no time or energy for that.
me: ok, then should I just embrace a more liberal lifestyle, like becoming a swinger?
life: ha, fat chance, it's a very taboo thing and you're not that liberal, neither is she.
me: uhhh, i guess i can sometimes watch porn then...
life: watching porn regularly will make the only sex that you have worse, according to statistics.
me: ok, I guess I should get ripped
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