LoL Google, nice doc ever.

This field was deprecated even before it was added.. hahaha

I saw an interesting course event in my city, the post was on LinkedIn. I contacted the poster about tye price and more details.
And today it's the third day he messaging me and call me about enrolling and how can I attend the shit course. I already told him I'm not interested for now.
What can I do? I am mot in the mood to be harsh and tell him fuck off

My Boss

Devrant and reposts

I've got a call from a recruiter and they said they will call me to arrange an interview..

Hope they call me and everything goes well..

False hope in my situation is very dangerous

Looks like a start of a great day !!

Defuq with you devRant.
didn't open you for a while and now @rutee07 is gone.

Seriously, where is @rutee07 ?

Was trying to add file to git, command didn't work.
After few minutes, I found that I was writing:

> git ass SOME_FILE

heh how funny..

My 10 years experienced Boss is learning about Git NOW !!
And he pretend to know everything already and put his ass on every task.

You guys have dev duck.
I have dev snail 🐌

Me: I have terrible life, terrible job and I will kill my boss.

Someone: just think positive.

Me: oh thanks

it's Eid here 🎊🎉
this is POC so fare 😏

is @TheltalianGuy good in writing spaghetti code? 🤔

How is that happening??
It's Thursday already !
All I've done this week is scrolling on devRant and Reddit, shit !

[But I like it a little, because this month I'm already broke]

the only damn day I get up early......

Favorite famous programmer?

The one who developed the billing system, he's my only motivator..

Me trying to be positive every fucking day

[Typical dump Client]

After finishing an Android app, the app was amazing and the client is happy.

Client: I think we should write iOS version.

Me: ok, but this will take a time to code in different language with those native features..

Client: Can we just "convert" it to iOS, it should be easy no?

Oh look, a notification from LinkedIn, ut should be that job application.

*open LinkedIn*

Say congratulations to sOmEunKnOwN for his...

pfft shut up, like I give a damn cookie

Providing a web site to pay electricity and other services, but guess what? THE CONNECTION IS NOT SeCuRe !! (What can possibly can go wRoNg).
This retarded country have a lot of skilled people, but the dinosaurs who in charge are literally afraid of new technology.
Wake up bitches, it's almost 2020

didn't know that if you long click on a rant on the rants feed will open the rant and the comment box..

try it here 😁

Manager on the meeting room suddenly talking to me:
Coffe2Code, share your screen please to show us the progress.

Me: *minifies all windows fastly and plugs the laptop to the big screen *

Manager : we start with documentation, open the world file that you sent to me.

Me: *opens word*
Word: *freezing on my CV that I was editing for another job application*

Me: ...
Manager: ...

Word: oh everyone seen the CV? cool here your document

I hate it when I watch videos and have fun, then a new task come around..
😂😂😂

Why When I use devRant API, it works perfectly on insomnia but not in Postman !!

Did anyone faced this?
I wrote js client (React Native) and it's giving same results of Postman

No motivation to do anything..
It's too hard to get up in the morning and go to work..

We need Phones with nuclear batteries, and no need to stay plugged in all tye day anymore l.

My internet provider is a real thief, they doubled the price but the quality became catastrophic, today all the day the internet was down and tye signal quality is very poor..
When I decided to change the provider, I drove to his sales service, and it appears that he changed the location. so I came back to home and I was very angry. I drove very fast and I break the speed limit, received an SMS with money fuckening charge.

great !!
shiiiiit

hahaha OMG,
he stopped programming 😂

Boss reasoning: 9 woman can deliver a baby in one month.

My response: 9 man cum in your mother pussy and she delivered you in one month too.

welp, I said that just in my mind of course 🤐

- Hey did you ever seen Stackoverflow homepage?

= Yes, between your mother's legs