LinkedIn : hey there is a job that matches your search.

Me: ok, let's see it !

Job: Matched skills: 0 out of 10.

Thanks LinkedIn 😒

Let's comment out this block of code so later we know we have this feature and bring it back if we need it.

Later: commented code everywhere, literally everywhere!!! Shit

This is the third time a recruiter calls me while I am shitting on the toilet.
It's one of two, they call me too often. Or I shit a lot

When you're not ready yet for 2020

Dev goals(s) for 2020 ?

Please see: Dev goals for 2019 (wk137)
https://devrant.com/search/...

Since new iPhones don't include headphone jack port, instead use single Lightening port.

All that I can find on the internet is headphone jack to lightening adapter, but I want THE OPPOSITE.
I want to use my lightening headphones on regular jack port.

Why is that very difficult to find?

2020 Prediction:
More JavaScript frameworks/Libraries, As always.

Free Uyghurs ✊

It's the same problem every morning... Tye hard decision: Tea or Coffee..

I don't always leave my job..
But when I do, I leave a bunch of shitty code that will make the next developer suffer.

That's what they get if they keep asking 'We need it now/today'

Twitter CEO: I mainly use DuckDuckGo instead of Google.

Me: Just birds supporting each other 🙄

Epiphany..?
My first was in the toilet, I had to clean up fast and go to my laptop to catch up the idea, when it worked I realized I will love this field.

After few years, with this stress and anxiety. I am slowly having my next big epiphany that this is not my job.

3.5 years with my OnePlus 3, switched today to iPhone 11.
Starting regretting it.

Boss get angry when I asked about my unpaid overtime that I worked 10 months ago !

LoL

That moment when you don't post for a while on devRant and nobody notice.

3 years with OnePlus 3, I consider to upgrade.
What do you recommend

Me during every weekend.
this shit is big.
Finished side projects: 0

Me: This weekend will be a very productive.

Also Me: *Torrent 5 seasons of a series*

LoL Google, nice doc ever.

This field was deprecated even before it was added.. hahaha

I saw an interesting course event in my city, the post was on LinkedIn. I contacted the poster about tye price and more details.
And today it's the third day he messaging me and call me about enrolling and how can I attend the shit course. I already told him I'm not interested for now.
What can I do? I am mot in the mood to be harsh and tell him fuck off

My Boss

Devrant and reposts

I've got a call from a recruiter and they said they will call me to arrange an interview..

Hope they call me and everything goes well..

False hope in my situation is very dangerous

Looks like a start of a great day !!

Defuq with you devRant.
didn't open you for a while and now @rutee07 is gone.

Seriously, where is @rutee07 ?

Was trying to add file to git, command didn't work.
After few minutes, I found that I was writing:

> git ass SOME_FILE

heh how funny..

My 10 years experienced Boss is learning about Git NOW !!
And he pretend to know everything already and put his ass on every task.

You guys have dev duck.
I have dev snail 🐌

Me: I have terrible life, terrible job and I will kill my boss.

Someone: just think positive.

Me: oh thanks

it's Eid here 🎊🎉
this is POC so fare 😏