Isn’t that too obvious to ask ?!

What makes me afraid that he never find a solution for that !

You guys work from home because of coronavirus?
Me on the other hand, have to work on weekend on my desk to finish an urgent project, it’s for the ministry of education (who closed all schools and launched an online courses) to monitor the effectiveness of the new platform and fix some bugs on it.

Anyone tried Apple AirPods, are they good and worth the price?
How is it if I am iPhone & Windows PC

COVID-19
Why it sounds like a JIRA ticket?

Umh.. maybe I should uninstall it while I can

Me and the team I manage after fixing bugs,
Me: hey devXY, please send a build to the QA to test it. I am going to a meeting.

*2 hours later

QA guy: hey, we did not receive any build yet.. we are already out of time..

Me to devXY: hello, why didn't you send a build to QA?

devXY: ok, sending it now.

ME LIKE: WTF!!!

"We're promoting you to be a Team Leader, since you proved your skills to handle tough tasks and bring good solutions, and we're raising your salary by 25%."

That sounded good for me, until I realized that all they need is an interface between them (the boss) and other employees to force their style and monitor every fucking thing that could be different from a dev to another. But since the boss is a sEnIoR with mOrE tHaN 10 years of experience but he does not have any clue about good practices and how to make a code that does not push you to be humiliated by the client, he still thinks that he's the fucking programming God.

That's a shit

How documentation works

*Manager enters the room quickly*

Manager: Coffe2Code, we have a serious problem on the application, (We are working on a chat app).

Me: What? now just few hours before the Demo?, what is it?

Manager: when I send or receive a media message (audio or video) the sound is not playing, the file seems like corrupted !

Me: that's strange, let me debug it and see.

*Me spending an hour and could not even reproduce the bug..*

Me: Boss, I cannot see the bug, can I debug on your device quickly?

Manager: Sure, here it is.

Me: hold the fucking device, press VOLUME UP, IT WAS FUCKING MUTE. THERE WAS NO ISSUE MOTHERFUCKER.

Manager, oups ok good no issue then, thanks

*Me starving all the week to lose weight:
Lost 3.5~4 Kg

*Me eating as always during my pause day
Won: 2 Kg

Fuck, this shit does not work, it is like Javascript.

I
hate
people
who
use
Enter
as
space

jUsT uSe LiNuX

WTF 😂😂😂
Why people would do that !

Thereis a disturbing issueon the iOS version of devrant, the layout is cut from the bottom.
And inside the typing screen, the tags area is not even visible.
Anything noticed this?

LinkedIn : hey there is a job that matches your search.

Me: ok, let's see it !

Job: Matched skills: 0 out of 10.

Thanks LinkedIn 😒

Let's comment out this block of code so later we know we have this feature and bring it back if we need it.

Later: commented code everywhere, literally everywhere!!! Shit

This is the third time a recruiter calls me while I am shitting on the toilet.
It's one of two, they call me too often. Or I shit a lot

When you're not ready yet for 2020

Dev goals(s) for 2020 ?

Please see: Dev goals for 2019 (wk137)
https://devrant.com/search/...

Since new iPhones don't include headphone jack port, instead use single Lightening port.

All that I can find on the internet is headphone jack to lightening adapter, but I want THE OPPOSITE.
I want to use my lightening headphones on regular jack port.

Why is that very difficult to find?

2020 Prediction:
More JavaScript frameworks/Libraries, As always.

Free Uyghurs ✊

It's the same problem every morning... Tye hard decision: Tea or Coffee..

I don't always leave my job..
But when I do, I leave a bunch of shitty code that will make the next developer suffer.

That's what they get if they keep asking 'We need it now/today'

Twitter CEO: I mainly use DuckDuckGo instead of Google.

Me: Just birds supporting each other 🙄

Epiphany..?
My first was in the toilet, I had to clean up fast and go to my laptop to catch up the idea, when it worked I realized I will love this field.

After few years, with this stress and anxiety. I am slowly having my next big epiphany that this is not my job.

3.5 years with my OnePlus 3, switched today to iPhone 11.
Starting regretting it.

Boss get angry when I asked about my unpaid overtime that I worked 10 months ago !

LoL

That moment when you don't post for a while on devRant and nobody notice.