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Bad documentation is like bad sex - you spend hours trying to figure out what the hell you are doing wrong, then get frustrated and finish the job on your own.
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scroach13437y@QueenMorgana you Look like a female. OP looks like a male. See the difference? 😂
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@scroach I'm a guy and kind of picky about sex as well. Feeling some familiarity and trust is important to me, gotta get used to her smell and stuff.
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scroach13437y@bittersweet well it was more about the prejudice that most guys aren't that picky and especially nerd guys won't mind if some girl accidentally found her way into their bedroom 😂
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@scroach Might be related to "days since last moment of intimacy" — with an extra multiplier during age 15-25 or so. But that goes for both m&f.
Many girls pretend to be more ambivalent/distant about sex, but more often than not that's just because they've been taught that that's the facade they're expected to keep up. Meanwhile, the classical guy role is to be very eager about it, often more than they *actually* want it.
For both man and women it's the same: Too eagerly jumping in leaves you feeling real gross afterwards.
Sex is fucking gross, but our brains are good at masking it as delicious and amazing. That brain mechanism takes some time to warm up though, checking pheromone compatibilities and stuff... -
@scroach that's why I prefaced it with "personal opinion"😂
I have friends, male and female, who would agree that sex is sex, we get into very detailed discussions about it. -
@scroach if you think too long about it, it kind of is, especially oral. 😂 "let me stick this thing you pee from in my mouth and play with it"
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scroach13437y@QueenMorgana as long as it's washed and you can stop him from peeing while it's in your mouth...
But wait where are we? On devrant or some sexual fantasies discussions board? XD -
@QueenMorgana nice details, it can be viewed as a healthy way to exercise *daily*, also personally, longer sessions are great
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@sam9669 it is an awesome workout, if done right. And you're welcome for the description lol
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Things I've wanted to see on devRant:
- Better web client
- Rants about developing
- Long discussion about differences in social norms of males and females regarding sex.
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@GodHatesMe that description is freaking hilarious and I love you for it 😂😂😂
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When it's good, it's very good.
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