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I'm a terrible husband

My wife was telling me about her dad and a financial problem he's having.

Meanwhile my mind was telling me:
"Remember that posh party you were in a few weeks ago where you knew nobody? And everyone were either established businessmen or had uni degrees?
So everyone's is like making a first impression of you?"

"Well, what if in the middle of a group chat you yelled something like "COCK" out of the blue, but with a very deep english accent, like a very screeching sharp sound at the end like "COCCCKKKK"

"I don't mean like a hypothetical observation, I mean what if you actually do that to observe their reactions"

"How would people react?
What would they do?
What would their facial expressions be like?
How much time would go by until someone resumed conversation? Who would be the one to do that?"

"What if you actually recorded it and put it on youtube"

Maybe it's my fault that we don't fuck

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  • 4
    @CoffeeNcode heh, who knew
  • 5
    @CoffeeNcode contrary to the popular belief, indeed it does
  • 5
    @dontPanic I'll take heed of such advice then
  • 5
    Well.. At least you remember. Go.. talk with her.

    When you're done, think about that party again. For cock's sake
  • 0
    Post it on YouTube and send us the link
  • 0
    @bigus-dickus back off man, no dickus is biguser than mine
  • 1
    @CoffeeNcode @jesustricks I do believe that God has made a cruel joke in making it so that we at some point tune out our SO’s voice after a while. You have to really work to pay attention! It’s not a lack of caring, just that we talk a lot so sometimes we are gonna be talking and my mind is gonna wander, but sometimes that’ll happen mid story 🤷🏻‍♂️😅😣
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