Say the world's source code was opened for anyone to edit, which function would you change?

// js land

function conception(e) {
e.preventDefault();
return;

// original code here
}

What counts as "the world" specificly?

@HampusMa any aspect of reality. This is a joke, do not take it seriously. The source code is protected by the guardians, they will never release it, let alone allow any mortal to modify it.

function onScreamingMoterlode() {
this.money += 1000000;
}

@Frederick and there will be a @LlamaMan in that new reality who will post the same question
And there will be a @Frederick thinking, "Well this is monotonous, I'll change people's intelligence, distinguish them into 2 classes and introduce a vivid variable factor called color"

Welcome to an infinite loop

@Frederick this would kill half of the world's industries (if not more), make humans expendable, and help humanity to focus their efforts towards a single shared goal like universe domination or helping to insert a usb the right way around on the first try.

I'd change it so that communism was nice and working society model, not that thing it was 😂

One line:
world.setCheatsEnabled(true);

@WIPocket I like that one. Made me think of this:

function speak(sentence) {
eval(sentence);
}

Sure it will throw exceptions most of the time, but would make us feel like magicians.