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Serious answer: listen to "my walden" from nightwish
Sassy answer: between your mom thighs -
Pyjong10876yC and/or assembly 5 hours; 1 hour jogging in a forest; another 1 or 2 hours math; 2 more hours C and assembly; that would be the workday; also hacking is banned from heaven, only nearly exact purpose programming is allowed; In heaven C compilers also have #pragma include_binary <filename> and assemblers have full C preprocessor. Between your mom's thighs , in other words.
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tty176yLuke 15,21
https://bibleserver.com/text/NIV/...
BTW: That's the only parable in the Bible where God runs. -
Root797676y@tty1
> lost sheep
> found sheep
> lost coin
> found coin
> lost son
> found son / son came home
The "he" in your parable excerpt was the father, not god. -
tty176y@Root Oh, now I understand what you mean. Thanks for the explanation! I didn't associate „to claim“ with the three parables in Luke 15, but English is not my native language (so what do I know :-).
Please let me share why I associate the father with God: You are right that the plain story of the parable does not mention God, but it's a parable after all so it invites interpretation. Interpretation is best done within the context of the passage. Verses 7 and 10 associate these stories with things that happen in heaven using the words „just so“. The first two parables set up the context for the third, which is itself a picture for what happens in heaven. Therefore I interpret the father of the story to be a picture of the heavenly father.
My goal is to answer OP's question as good as I can, especially the „for you“ part. My first step into heaven was the embrace of the father. Therefore I chose this Bible reference as a personal definition of heaven. -
financial independence so i can work 3 days a week, take time off when i have to
...and have sushi for lunch every day
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