Oh fuck
The professor I am currently working under is fucking highly respectable and I fucking didn't know and kept fucking around.

I've to give a presentation today and nothing is ready. I'm fucking scared help me

you may Rest in Peace

How respectable are we talking?

But damn dude good luck bullshitting lol

The reputation of the professor shouldn't make a difference to your attitude. Life lesson: don't fuck around next time!

@atheist this

Down a fifth of Rebel Yell and snort an eight ball of Merck cocaine before the presentation. You'll have a ball. And you won't remember a thing. Oh, and find a makeup artist who can put glitter on your eyelids. They'll all be so fucking blown away nobody will notice anything but your swagger and the detritus of glitter in your wake...

Why did you fuck around in the first place?

Well the presentation go good enough

I didn't kept fucking around for the entirety.

Just did a bit of less work due to YouTube and dR addiction

I agree with @devtea and @atheist but who would have thought he would be becoming a dean of academics of one of the best college of India! BTW he was already associate dean of research but no one fucking told me that.

@rutee07 no I won't lol

@irene I'm not disrespecting.
Just gave a bit less concern to whatever he said. I am a bit of procrastinator and that is the problem.

@amirbig no one's killing me

@Stuxnet respectable as in at a very high post and highly knowledgeable guy

@grumpyoldaf my procrastinating at everything and my addiction to yt and dR made me do that

I'll be free from this addiction soon I guess

@irene maybe share a video which will relate to the joke and which will explain it

@irene
thanks

Shame on you.
Take pride in your work.