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deviloper
6y

Trying to setup a fucking google tag manager to get the fucking google analytics working.

Few years ago it was a 10 minutes work. Now I'm already at 4 hours. Fucking sick

WHY I say why I have two fucking equals accounts, FUCKING THE SAME.
And one is working the other one doesn't give a shit about my analytics.

Ehi, Tag manager, I just set up a Tag called "YourMother" related with its trigger called "Fuck" using same extra variable called "anal"

Can you just show it in my anal-ytics, fucking please?

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  • 2
    6y
    Why would you do this willingly?
    Are they paying you? Is it enough?
  • 2
    6y
    @M1sf3t I know its purpose. But I would never use GA when I could use something else that actually respects user privacy.
  • 1
    6y
    @Root because the CEO told some fucking University researcher that we have a lot of usage data and now they want to do a project with that, and I discovered that my team didn't install properly the tool so we don't have anything?

    And yes, the problem is exactly that they are paying me too much, so I'm stuck here in this golden jail of slavery
  • 2
    6y
    @deviloper 😅
    Well, best of luck!
  • 0
    6y
    @Root yes, I lied to the GDPR Data Officer whatever. If they discover we are using GA, with users information easily identified in links, we'll go to jail. Well the CEO first.
  • 0
    6y
    @Root BTW what would you use?
  • 2
    6y
    @deviloper That's probably true of many sites. Especially the opt-in for trackers.
  • 1
    6y
    @M1sf3t yeah in the end is not so much painful. But Tag Manager is soooo much complicated now if you are not used to it.
  • 0
    6y
    Actually, during the time I spent ranting, the changes I published probably took effect and the real time view started to work. Probably it was only me being too stressed.

    Years ago I had to wait one day to see the effect in GA. Nowadays with realtime you think changes are going live immediately, but there is always some delay.

    So then the right procedure is:
    - apply changes
    - rant
    - check
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