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5y

I hate it whenever I'm joining a new company/client. It takes them days to provide me access card so I need to f*ckin knock on the door everytime I come back from pooping.

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    5y
    Fucking amateur. Poop at your neighbor s cubicle or standing desk or whatever the fuck they have over there. Why are you taking trips to the toilet like a normie?
  • 4
    5y
    I never use to poop anywhere but at home until recently, but then I had a revelation - I can literally get paid to wipe my own arse if I poop during office hours. So, now I only poop at the office.
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    5y
    @delegate212 I just realized something very important in solving a problem while taking a dump. Any break can be very productive when your job is about problem solving.
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