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Stuxnet
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Fun fact you dumbass: YOU 👏🏻 DON'T👏🏻HAVE👏🏻TO👏🏻 REVIEW👏🏻THE 👏🏻PLACE

I get asked to review places I've never been all the fucking time. But like an adult with a BRAIN I swipe away.

"Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid" ~ someone who has a mf point

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  • 3
    Must be a brothel with some crackhead whores.
  • 8
    >Failed to remove from Timeline
    >Failed to remove from Timeline
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    *wait a few hours*

    >Failed to remove from Timeline
    >Failed to remove from Timeline
    >Failed to remove from Timeline

    Welcome to Google's gay-ass retarded review section, where being a Local Guide™ is hell and you can't fix errors in Google's tracking!
    "You TOTALLY visited that whore house you drove straight past on a public bus! Do they sell banjos there? I bet they do... Ooh, what about fire starting survival kits?? How's their food menu???"
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  • 1
    @Frederick Google definitely can be aggressive when it comes to them asking you to review places, but c'mon man. I'm like 95% certain you can say "hey I didn't go here" and it'll stop asking about it.
  • 1
    @Stuxnet staph defending. It's Google! You have to be on the hate train if you'd like to stay on devRant!
  • 1
    Sometimes Google just decides to mess with you. I had to check how the bar near my apartment was. It kept asking me and I was tired of sweeping.
  • 1
    Am I the only person who has those fucking notifications disabled?
  • 2
    3 out of 5 is pretty accurate, though.

    Stupid binary people broke Google reviews long time ago by not reading their guidelines and marking either 1 or 5 stars. The original guidelines, and I still use them, are:

    1 star - utterly bad, don't go/use

    2 stars - there are issues but it's usable

    3 stars - everything's fine, normal service

    4 stars - above average, recommended

    5 stars - I'm in love with the place and visit/use at leat once a week
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