Me: *looking at a class with one function* “idk what else this could be used for aside for checking for a file”

Me: *Trying to sleep* CHECKING FOR A FOLDER

WHY ARE ALL THE IDEAS FLOWING NOW. FUCK.

@devTea you liked that legitimately faster than devRant even closed on my phone, what the fuck 😂

@irene Because Java was designed at the peak of the OOP hype so that everything has to be an object even where it doesn't make sense. So you have to make bullshit classes that are actually just function vessels.

At least, it used to be that way, dunno if they have changed it.

@irene not quite because if you want to use a function in a bullshit class, you have to instantiate it at least once into a bullshit object.

But I guess Java folks don't have an issue with that because they are used to even more bullshit with all these factory manager controller handler crap in all permutations and 16 levels deep.

@irene well it wasn’t meant for one functions just functions built around file stuff that it might need like checking if it’s there for example. I just couldn’t think of anything besides those two atm

@Fast-Nop @irene I use C#