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Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

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  • 28
    8y
    Creative babies
  • 27
    8y
    the last one should have been 500, internal server error.
  • 17
    8y
    And I thought 404 jokes are funny XD
  • 25
    8y
    Sooooooo familiar, sooooo been there. It'll get better, hang in there!

    GET /sitter
    Response 200($)
    GET /sleep
    zzzzzzz... (Response Timeout)
  • 7
    8y
    @magicMirror no it's better with the 501 cause that means you just deleted yourself, like 'fuck this shit I quit!' lol
  • 5
    8y
    This is awesome
  • 3
    8y
    Creative :-) subscribed 😄
  • 10
    8y
    Should've PUT it to sleep

    Edit: this came out harsher then anticipated
  • 3
    8y
    @jebediah 😢
  • 1
    8y
    SO funny and so relatable!
  • 1
    8y
    Haha... I can relate!
  • 1
    7y
    So relatable I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
  • 2
    7y
    Unrelated to the rant, related to baby sleep.
    Does your baby sleep in the bed with you or separate in a bed? I was thinking about this the other day, if a baby is more at ease during sleep if he/she sleeps with mom.
  • 0
    7y
    @runfrodorun ❤! 😊
  • 3
    7y
    @Triskelion I have her crib by my side. I'm too scared to sleep with the baby in the bed. Maybe I'm paranoid thinking that she may suffocate with the blankets or something else...
  • 2
    7y
    @LenaAlcie I get that, it's not paranoia your a mom that's what mom's do ;P. It would be worrisome if you weren't...
    I would argue though it is the natural place of a baby to be protected while sleeping by the mother, in the primal sense of our being. If the baby has needs during the night, a nightmare or thirsty or fill in blank. The mother is there and vice versa if the mother is worrying she is eased when she feels the baby. It's the same concept as swaddling but without the swaddling :P I don't know if this argument has merit or that my beliefs are just a fallacy.
  • 0
    7y
    ... only 36 short 🙁
  • 2
    7y
    Me: POST /baby
    BabyDayCareCenter: GET /money
  • -1
    4y
    Hello. Quite interesting post! It is really important to be in harmony with yourself. Of course, super natural products can help in this. For example check some info about CBD for example on https://blessedcbd.co.uk, oil is very cool for me. It is important to take good care of your health!
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