Le college freshman nibbas: Don't know C, Java, C++, python or any other programming language but want to do AI and machine learning!

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I don't know much about stock market trading, but it's something I want to do.

@Marethyun Exactly my point!

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I recommend learning a bit of python, it seams to be the one with most ready made examples for.
Then look for easy tutorials.

After that, you have to get a lot more basics to be able to do anything worthwhile.

AI/Machine learning is not easy for anything beyond the very basic and for anything really useful you need a lot of knowledge.

Even professional implementations to often fail due to lack of understanding of the real problem you are trying to solve.

And the tools are not actually very helpful :/

Yeah no hair on the ballbag yet, but queueing up at the brothel.

Have you thought about outsourcing?