Darn it! Google knows about my superpowers!

Are you the flash?

I still wonder how u run so fast
... On actionscript 😂😝

Also, google considers THAT walking 😝 dude RUN 🤘

@karma according to googe, 5 years ago I was walking in my city and suddenly got the urge to go to a city 460km away in a straight line at 1341 times the speed of sound just to come back.
It also looks like I sprained my ankle since I only was able to come back at 104 times the speed of sound...

@dozingncoding fml

According to Google, my super power is to walk through walls... Missed the last train home because of that shit.