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Some people are really getting high on this Agile shit. Probably because they learned some new bullshit bingo phrases - and it suits them: lots of vapory talk and expensive meetings and others will have to do the work anyway, while they can circlejerk on how to have shorter iterations to improve the time to market, increase the business value, inspect and adapt to faster deliver a minimal viable product - yeah, do the agile transformation, update to the digital age, you noobs. Throwing around some catchy phrases will let you compete with Google? Maybe need some blockchain or machine learning?
While you are clustering your post its, the coders who keep the ship afloat, sit in their legacy code base that's so bitrot they are mainly doing bugfix releases without a single feature for three fucking years. Consider this.

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  • 0
    Eheheh x'D Could you explain the rules to "bullshit bingo" please?
  • 2
    Bullshit bingo has been around for as long as I can remember. It's only the words that change.
  • 3
    created you one. In your next meeting mark a word when you hear it, and if you got five in a row, you know you're deep in bullshit.
  • 1
    Words I remember from playing in the 90s: empower, synergy, continuous improvement.
  • 1
    an actual rant on devrant, this warms my heart
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