me.children += 1;
^_^

Dev life chose me

Doomed

I greeted my staff this morning with the phrase

"Morning, mind if I ruin your Friday?"

They laughed, but won't be soon enough. The task we've been working on for weeks, ripping apart the codebase changing it to work a different way, fixing a tonne of bugs, making it faster and simpler to add features too. Well business has decided they want us to stop, undo it, spend a month on something "with higher ROI" and then finish it off after that.

Business are expecting this to have no impact on any of the timelines and just to be like flipping a switch. Now obviously I won't let that happen and fight back for more time, but yet another session of compromises, arguments, and yelling. YIPEEE!!!!!!

I was totally in the zone earlier.

Plenty of caffeine, plenty of anger thanks to idiots, rocking out to Amon Amarth and Disturbed, and chewing through a difficult logic problem. It was wonderful.

Then.

Then there was a mandatory all-hands meeting. A mandatory meeting entirely consisting of someone doing a (admittedly decent) presentation on very basic marketing. (Basic as in "This is what ROI is." 🙄) It lasted for about 40 minutes, totally killing my zone and butchering my productivity. I've barely gotten anything done the rest of the day, thanks to that.

On the bright side, I worked out the logic on stickies during the talky-people bits. Maybe I'll be able to write it tomorrow.

At the data restaurant:
Chef: Our freezer is broken and our pots and pans are rusty. We need to refactor our kitchen.
Manager: Bring me a detailed plan on why we need each equipment, what can we do with each, three price estimates for each item from different vendors, a business case for the technical activities required and an extremely detailed timeline. Oh, and do not stop doing your job while doing all this paperwork.
Chef: ...
Boss: ...

Some time later a customer gets to the restaurant.
Waiter: This VIP wants a burguer.
Boss: Go make the burger!
Chef: Our frying pan is rusty and we do not have most of the ingredients. I told you we need to refactor our kitchen. And that I cannot work while doing that mountain of paperwork you wanted!
Boss: Let's do it like this, fix the tech mumbo jumbo just enough to make this VIP's burguer. Then we can talk about the rest.

The chef then runs to the grocery store and back and prepares to make a health hazard hurried burguer with a rusty pan.
Waiter: We got six more clients waiting.
Boss: They are hungry! Stop whatever useless nonsense you were doing and cook their requests!
Cook: Stop cooking the order of the client who got here first?
Boss: The others are urgent!
Cook: This one had said so as well, but fine. What do they want?
Waiter: Two more burgers, a new kind of modern gaseous dessert, two whole chickens and an eleven seat sofa.
Chef: Why would they even ask for a sofa?!? We are a restaurant!
Boss: They don't care about your Linux techno bullshit! They just want their orders!
Cook: Their orders make no sense!
Boss: You know nothing about the client's needs!
Cook: ...
Boss: ...

That is how I feel every time I have to deal with a boss who can't tell a PostgreSQL database from a robots.txt file.
Or everytime someone assumes we have a pristine SQL table with every single column imaginable.
Or that a couple hundred terabytes of cold storage data must be scanned entirely in a fraction of a second on a shoestring budget.
Or that years of never stored historical data can be retrieved from the limbo.
Or when I'm told that refactoring has no ROI.
Fuck data stack cluelessness.
Fuck clients that lack of basic logical skills.

The fact you’re older doesn’t give you the right to call other people’s 8-months’ engineering effort “shit work”, especially if you didn’t even see the code...

Sincerely,
Your tech lead - me :)

"SEO optimization"
Ever read what the "O" in SEO stands for, Einstein?

So I found this sticker while cleaning my desk. Now my work laptop looks better

If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

Yeah dude, if I'm wearing my headphones it means "do not disturb"

My son is taking a nap and you know what that means - time to write some code!

TL;DR you suck, I suck and everybody sucks, deal with it....

------------------------------------

Let me let off some steam, since I've had enough of people hating on languages "just because"

Every language has it's drawbacks and quirks, BUT they have their strengths also. Saying "I hate {language}" is just you being and ignorant prick and probably your head is so far up your ass that you look like an ass hat. With that being said, every language is either good or bad depending on the developer writing in it. Let's give you an example:

If I ware to give you a brick and ask you to put a nail in a plank, can you do it? Yes, it will be easier if you do it with a hammer, but you have a brick, so hammer is out of the question. If you hit your thumb while doing it... well... sorry, but it is not the bricks fault - it is YOU!

JavaScript, yes it has a whole lot of problems, but it works, you can do a ton of stuff and does a good job at that, it is evolving through node and typescript (and others, just a personal pref), BUT if you used js when you ware debugging that jquery (1.0) plugin written in the free time of a 13 yo, who copy pasted a bunch from SO, well, it is not js' problem - deal with it. Same goes for PHP, i've been there where you had a single `index.php` with bazillion lines of code, did a bunch of eval and it was called MVC, but it also is evolving.. thing is all languages allow you to do some dumb stuff so YOU have to be responsible to not fuck it up (which you always DO btw, we all do). Difference is PHP/JS roll with it because the assumption is that you know what you are doing, which again - newsflash - you don't.

More or less I would blame that shit on businesses which decided to go with undergrads to save money instead of investing in their product, hell, I am in a major company that does not invest that doesn't care a whole lot about dev /tech stuff and now everybody's mother is an engineer - they care about money, because investors care about money (ROI) and because clean code does not pay the bills, but money does.

If we get all of the good practices and apply them to each language every one of them has it's place, that is why there is no "The Language", even if there was, we STILL ware going to fuck it up and probably it was going to be even worse than where we are now.

Study, improve, rinse and repeat... There are SENIORS and LEADS out there that are about 25-30 and have no fucking clue about the language, because they have stuck up their heads up the ass of frameworks and refuse to take a breath of clean air and consider something different than their dogmatic framework "way" of doing things.. That is the result you are seeing. Let me give you a fresh example to illustrate where I am at atm:

Le me works with ZendFramework 2.3-2.5 (why not, which is PHP5+ running on PHP7 [fancy, eh]), and little me writes a module for said project, and tries to contain it in its own space, i.e not touching anything outside of the folder of the module so it is SELF-CONTAINED (see, practices), during 2-3-4 iterations of code review, I've had to modify 4 different modules with `if (somthing === self::SOMETHING_TYPE)` as requested by my TL, which resulted in me not covering 3 use-cases after the changes and not adding a new event (the fw is event-driven, cuz.. reasons) so I have to use a bunch of ifs in the code, to check a config value and do shit. That is the way of I am asked to do things I hate what I've done and the fact that because of CR I have lost case-coverage, a week of work and the same TL will be on my ass on monday that things are now "perfect".

The biggest things is "we care about convention and code style"... right.... That is not because of the language, not because of me, not because of the framework - it is some dude's opinion that you hate, not the language.

New stuff are better, reinventing the wheel is also good, if it wasn't you would've had a few stone circular things on your car and things ware going to be like that - we need to try and try, that is the only way we actually learn shit.

Until things change in the trade, we will be on the same boat, complaining about the same shit over and over, you and me won't be alive probably but things will not change a bit.

We live in a place where state is considered good, god objects necessary (can you believe it, I've got kudos for using the term 'God Object'... yep, let that sink in). If you really hate something, please, oh god I beg you, show me how you will do it better and I will shake your hand and buy you a beer, but until then, please keep your ass-hurt fanboy opinion to your self, no one gives a shit about what you think, we will die and the world will not notice...

That moment when you change your mindset from "I'll probably leave the office by 6pm" to "I hope I'll leave before midnight"

Putting radio on the Internet.

Mining-Noob-Exp. #1

Just received some ordered ASIC miner from Bitmain. I'm very excited wether I'll reach the ROI or just bought some expensive heaters.

Lesson learned: Don't forget about possible (high) import taxes and fees in your calculations. 😐

Time to piss of my landlord who is paying the electricity bill. 👺

finally!!! after loads of time (go Israeli post service) stickers are here!!!
thanks devRant

My day:
5:30AM - 2yo son wakes me up, I send him back to his bed
6AM - wakes me up again, gotta grab a coffee
7:30AM - leaving towards the office
8:30AM - finally arriving to the office, after horrible traffic.
*continue working on major schema change I started yesterday*
12:30PM - Lunch + Beer
1:30PM - Tequila time!
*back to work*
7:30PM - Finally done with coding, leaving the office
8PM - home at last
9:30PM - Beer time
9:31PM - "I'll just write a couple of more lines"
12:30AM - "That's it, no more code for today"
12:31AM - "I'll just scroll through devRant"

left the office early today to see my 2 years old son before he goes to bed.
it's 11pm and I'm working from home, gonna wake up around 5:30am to commute to work.
I really need to move closer to work

!personal

So, I was diagnosed with congenital nystagmus at an early fucking age. This is complicated for people who've never heard of it before to comprehend, until they notice the eyes of the person in question. Think of it this way: I lack the biological form of optical image stabilization. Because of nystagmus, I can't fucking drive.

Now, let me tell you, it really fucking sucks. I've never had a girlfriend, never been able to get a job, basically never been able to do the type of shit most of you can already fucking do. Pile that on with college, where I don't really fucking know anybody, and it's really fucking easy to see why I've had depression and nearly fucked my GPA over last semester (2.08, yeah it's embarrassing but fuck it).

That out of the way, nystagmus is rare. So rare that any surgeries to fix it aren't guaranteed to fix the problem, and are only marginally better. I have strong skepticism for any optometrist who acts like they perform this surgery every day, because the numbers simply don't back them up. If there's so few who have this issue, then the amount of operations and opportunities to do them are fucking slim.

Today, my mom came over to Indiana from Ohio, and took me to the local Cheddar's (do other countries have those??). We sit down, and she wanted to re-hash this surgery idea. I have made the statement before that these are the only two eyes that I will ever have, and there's no guaranteed ROI on any procedures, and is probably going to fuck me over if shit hits the fan.

Then she tells me there's this doctor in Maryland. I might be geographically challenged (lol), but I'm pretty sure that's over on the east coast. It's forever from here, we'd probably have to take an airliner.

This doctor made some pretty bold fucking claims. Not only was it possible he could fix the nystagmus, but he could help me use a special form of glasses that would enable me to learn to drive. Knowing that R&D on nystagmus was sketchy because of the aforementioned conditions, I had to tell her that I still don't know how I feel about it. Also, if this doctor moves from Maryland to any of the other states, would he still be allowed to do these things?

I told her I don't know how I feel about it. I'm not sure it's worth the money if we follow through and come to find out it's not enough, and I still can't drive. She acts like this stuff is dead simple. I don't think it is. You have perceived benefits, but there have to be caveats. This would be a major change, and I don't know how I feel about following through with it.

Some people are really getting high on this Agile shit. Probably because they learned some new bullshit bingo phrases - and it suits them: lots of vapory talk and expensive meetings and others will have to do the work anyway, while they can circlejerk on how to have shorter iterations to improve the time to market, increase the business value, inspect and adapt to faster deliver a minimal viable product - yeah, do the agile transformation, update to the digital age, you noobs. Throwing around some catchy phrases will let you compete with Google? Maybe need some blockchain or machine learning?
While you are clustering your post its, the coders who keep the ship afloat, sit in their legacy code base that's so bitrot they are mainly doing bugfix releases without a single feature for three fucking years. Consider this.

PyCharm (and other IntelliJ based stuff), because it's second to none.

on one hand- got a new job, on the other hand getting a new MacBook pro just before they release a new generation

If Wonder Woman and Spiderman go into business together, they would call it Amazon Web Services

I might be pushing my 4 years old macbook pro too hard with 2 IDEs, 1 instance of datagrip, and tons of open browser tabs, all on 4gb of RAM..

so current elon - Twitter situation is like this:

EM - i will buy this company for 44B

Twitter: what!? 44B for this crap? our ESOPs will make us millionaires! sure , go ahead.

EM - Sike!! i was kidding. no deal

Twitter - NO BACKSIES!!! *sues*

EM - ugh, okay. i will buy this company, but i want full ROI in next 5 years + 50% of you are fired

Twitter - Whaaa!!!

----
i guess some disaster was expected from this takeover and twitter mgmt throwed themselves on the axe on their own.

but it's wierd why every CEO change comes with an immediate firing of staff

better than beer? bug hunting with beer!

hunting bugs less than 24hrs. before delivery... OH JOY!!!

11:30AM is NOT the best time to vacuum around here!!!!

Brewmaster.
I've been brewing my own beer for about 6 months now and super positive feedback keeps on coming :)

I think I need to work a little to rest from my family vacation

Randomly one day, out of the blue:

Echelons: You now have Workspace, and it’s a requirement you use it. Make it successful because we paid and are paying a large dollar amount for it, and our competitors have reported success with it. We want email communications companywide eliminated by 50% within the first 60 days.

Management: Ok, excellent! We want to do XYZ.

Echelons: Nope, can’t do any of that.

Management: Ok, how about a, b, and c?

Echelons: Nope, nope, nope.

Management: Alright, let’s try 1,2, and 3.

Echelons: Nope, not possible.

Management: What can we do then? We need further direction at this point.

Echelons: One group for all departments, posts, and attachments only. PDF, .jpeg, .png files only. Everyone in the company must be registered within seven days and using the platform. Only mobile devices allowed.

Management: We have almost 10,000 employees, and the SSO aspect alone could take weeks and months.

Echelons: Insignificant as Facebook said it should be easy to deploy. Also, every post not created by admin will need to be manually approved and done so within 5-10 minutes after its submission 24/7, 365.

Management: Ok, solved. A little shaky, but it’s working. Can we increase the number of admins and moderators?

Echelons: Only 1700 employees have registered; the app has been up 14 days now? What’s wrong? Where’s the engagement? Effective immediately, all members of management must be creating and starting 4 to 7 posts daily, including weekends.

Management: Our registration process with the SSO client isn’t smooth and clean across all devices. We had to implement training to overcome this. Can we increase the number of admins and moderators? Can we make all members of management either administrators or at least moderator? Can we at least turn on live streaming and video formats?

Echelons: No! 10 admin and mods max. Yes to streaming and video.

Echelons: Progress update, please. Include ROI timeline and impactful usage data. This must to pay for itself in the first six months and continue to pay for itself long term, along with showing XYZ company-wide growth quarterly.

Echelons: Hello?

Echelons: Hello?

Having Workplace shoved down your throat has been an interesting experience. Anyone have any exciting ideas or examples to share on what they have utilized with Workplace and increased employee engagement?

developer oriented saas? well yeah, you could've at least develop a decent SDK for one language, or just let people send JSON payloads instead of XMLs..a**holes

Python file truncate instead of actually deleting file contents...
there goes a weekend of log backups.. FML

Just spent a lot of time on custom building an Ubuntu docker container, and forgot to save the image before I accidentally reset the whole thing to blank

So I developed this proxy server that will throttle down API calls to one of our providers so we don't get blocked for TOS violation...
Some dude had a tool running all day long which crashed 2 minutes before I left work.
This literally ruined my day until I recalled it's all cached!!!!
Mood is back again and I deserve my beer!

Writing a design document.

Going over some NodeJS code, and I feel like the scene from "Dude Where's My Car" - "And then....And then..."

Coming from almost three years of 99% python, this hurts my eyes so much

Getting started with Python's asyncio is probably the worst experience I've had with the language in 2+ years I've been using it.

So I've been on vacation for a week now, still two days to go until I get back to work.
It's been super fun, but I am getting pretty stressed about the shit-ton of work I have to do when I come back.
How do you let go?

Playing around with a POC I'm doing for work, and it works so well I got an IP ban from one of my favorite websites for a massive amount of requests they got from me

Finally got rid of all B.Sc leftovers!!!

Writing DAL code that I am 99% sure will be replaced really soon along with the database schema.
Angry coding is almost as good as tipsy coding - AMAZING.

I know, I know - yearly self assessment is important. But it sucks :(

No rants about new MacBook pro generation? Obviously one must rant about the absolute need to buy adapters to connect keyboard&mouse (let's be honest, BT devices out there are mostly nowhere near ergonomic)

Read about concepts that are new to me and try to implement them.
Code reviews with experienced devs

Yeah, it would have been great if you didn't truncate the entire database in the middle of my test

Ex-manager keeps trying to boss me around. Not only that- he now tries to get fame for a project I’ve been doing for six months that he actively avoided managing...

New job, new laptop and I’m out of devRant stickers :(

So I just refreshed LinkedIn and it has a new look.
It's so bad I can now remember Microsoft bought LinkedIn a couple of months back every time I look at it

Camembert cheese in the fridge is great, but how can one survive without the stronger Nespresso capsules ;(

gaddayuumm advertisements are taking a field trip here. 70% of the screen area is ads.

i wonder if they have seen more than one cent of RoI.

on one hand - softlayer is way less intuitive than aws...
on the other hand - when your boss tells you you can bring up up to $1000 monthly valued servers, you can forget about the first hand

Installing the entire system on new machines. Too many configuration files and too much manual work. (New workplace, haven’t automated it yet)

Finance lady keeps turning the air conditioning off.
It's either sticky note on the controller or R&D vs. finance lady on an on/off battle...
What do you say?

How can one possibly imagine working with one's favorite nespresso capsules over?

I was so concentrated on delivering my features I didn't have time to scroll through devRant 😨

Espresso, Headphones, chillstep.

So I spent about a day on this brilliant priority calculation formula just to come to the conclusion that FIFO would be a better approach for now

POCing a neural network thing.
Luckily it's a shallow network, but it's taking a frickin' eternity to train :(

HIRE TECHNOCRATE RECOVERY CRYPTO ASSET RECOVERY SOLUTION

Losing a huge amount of money, especially when it’s the result of a scam, is incredibly painful . For me, that loss amounted to a staggering $756,000, all due to my ignorance and failure to recognize the red flags of an investment scam. I was promised a 30% monthly ROI, and initially, I saw some profits. But when I tried to withdraw, I encountered excuses and delays. The scammers convinced me to reinvest, claiming that more money would allow me to access my funds. Eventually, I realized I had been scammed. Feeling embarrassed and helpless, I decided to take action and found TECHNOCRATE RECOVERY, a legitimate recovery service. They helped me recover 100% of my bitcoin investment. This experience taught me valuable lessons about the risks of online investments, and I'm now much more cautious in my financial decisions. I'm sharing this testimony so other victims can also recover their stolen funds and be happy again .
TECHNOCRATE RECOVERY CONTACT INFO.
WhatsApp: + 1573 3563 708
Email: technocratrecovery(@)contractor.n et

Introduction to Instagram Marketing
Instagram has grown into one of the most powerful social media platforms for businesses, influencers, and brands. With over 1 billion active users, it presents a vast opportunity for marketing, brand awareness, and customer engagement. However, succeeding on Instagram requires more than just posting images. This is where an Instagram marketing agency comes into play, offering professional strategies and services to enhance visibility, engagement, and conversion rates.
What an Instagram Marketing Agency Does
An Instagram marketing agency is a specialized firm that helps businesses, brands, and influencers optimize their presence on Instagram. Their primary role includes content creation, account management, audience engagement, paid advertising, and analytics tracking. These agencies have experienced social media marketers, content creators, and analysts who work together to ensure a brand stands out in a competitive digital landscape.
Key Functions of an Instagram Marketing Agency:
Content Strategy Development: Creating tailored content strategies to align with a brand’s goals.
Graphic Design and Visual Content Creation: Producing high-quality images, videos, reels, and stories.
Audience Engagement: responding to comments, messages, and engaging with the audience.
Hashtag Research & Implementation: Finding the best hashtags to maximize reach and engagement.
Influencer Collaborations: Connecting brands with relevant influencers to expand reach.
Advertising and Paid Promotions: Running targeted ad campaigns for better conversion rates.
Analytics and Performance Tracking: Monitoring engagement, reach, and other key performance metrics.
Instagram Account Management Services
Instagram account management is an essential service offered by agencies to handle every aspect of a brand’s Instagram presence. It includes daily posting, responding to followers, strategizing content, and ensuring brand consistency.
Core Instagram Account Management Services:
Content Planning and Scheduling: Preparing a consistent posting calendar to maintain engagement.
Profile Optimization: Enhancing bio, profile picture, and highlights for better brand appeal.
Community Management: Engaging with followers through comments, DMs, and interactive content.
Story and Reel Creation: Utilizing Instagram’s features to enhance engagement.
Crisis Management: Handling negative comments, PR issues, or brand-related concerns efficiently.
Best Instagram Marketing Strategies
The success of Instagram marketing depends on the implementation of effective strategies. The best agencies employ advanced techniques to optimize results.
Top Strategies Used by Instagram Marketing Agencies:
Consistent Branding: ensuring cohesive visuals, colors, and messaging.
Content Diversification: mixing images, videos, reels, carousels, and live videos.
User-Generated Content: encouraging followers to create content that features the brand.
Instagram Stories & Highlights: Engaging audiences with behind-the-scenes content, polls, and Q&As.
Collaborations & Partnerships: Partnering with influencers and other brands.
Shoppable Posts: Utilizing Instagram Shopping for direct sales.
SEO and Hashtag optimization: using relevant hashtags and keywords to improve discoverability.
A/B Testing for Ads: Running multiple ad variations to determine the most effective approach.
Benefits of Hiring an Instagram Marketing Agency
Businesses and influencers gain numerous advantages by outsourcing their Instagram marketing to professionals.
Key Benefits:
Expertise & Experience: Agencies have in-depth knowledge of Instagram’s algorithms and best practices.
Time-saving: Brands can focus on their core business while experts handle Instagram marketing.
Better Engagement & Growth: Professional strategies lead to higher engagement and follower growth.
Higher ROI on Ads: Paid campaigns are optimized for better conversions and lower costs.
Creative Content: Access to high-quality visuals, graphics, and videos.
Consistent Posting: Ensuring a steady stream of content for audience retention.
Choosing the Best Instagram Marketing Services
With so many agencies offering Instagram marketing services, it’s important to select the right one based on specific business needs.
Factors to Consider When Choosing an Instagram Marketing Agency:
Portfolio & Past Work: Reviewing previous campaigns to assess expertise.
Client Reviews & Testimonials: Checking customer feedback and satisfaction levels.
Customization & Personalization: Finding an agency that tailors services to individual brand needs.
Pricing & Packages: Comparing different service plans to fit the budget.
Technology & Tools: Ensuring the agency uses advanced analytics and automation tools.
Customer Support & Communication: Looking for agencies that provide prompt and clear communication.

Window Replacement Columbus, Ohio: The Ultimate Guide
When it comes to enhancing the energy efficiency, aesthetics, and value of your home, window replacement in Columbus, Ohio
is a smart investment. Whether your windows are outdated, damaged, or simply not performing as they should, replacing them with high-quality, energy-efficient options can make a significant difference. This guide will walk you through everything you need to know about window replacement in Columbus, Ohio.
Why Replace Your Windows?
There are several reasons why homeowners in Columbus choose to replace their windows:
1. Improve Energy Efficiency
Ohio experiences a range of temperatures throughout the year. Energy-efficient windows help maintain indoor comfort by reducing heat loss in winter and keeping cool air inside during summer. Look for ENERGY STAR-rated windows for optimal efficiency.
2. Enhance Curb Appeal
New windows can drastically improve your home's exterior appearance. With various styles, materials, and finishes available, you can customize the look to match your aesthetic preferences.
3. Increase Home Value
According to industry reports, window replacement can offer a high return on investment (ROI). If you plan to sell your home in Columbus, new windows can attract buyers and increase your property's resale value.
4. Reduce Noise Pollution
Living in urban areas or near busy streets? Modern windows with double or triple-pane glass help reduce outside noise, making your home quieter and more peaceful.
5. Enhance Security & Safety
Older windows with weak locks and outdated materials can be a security risk. Newer models offer advanced locking mechanisms and shatter-resistant glass for added protection.
Types of Windows for Columbus Homes
When choosing replacement windows, consider the various styles available:
Double-Hung Windows – A popular choice with two sashes that move up and down, allowing for better ventilation.
Casement Windows – Hinged on one side and open outward, offering excellent airflow and an unobstructed view.
Sliding Windows – Move horizontally along a track, perfect for contemporary homes.
Bay & Bow Windows – Extend outward, adding space and natural light.
Picture Windows – Fixed and designed to provide a clear, expansive view.
Choosing the Right Window Material
Vinyl Windows – Affordable, durable, and low-maintenance.
Wood Windows – Classic and aesthetically pleasing but require regular upkeep.
Fiberglass Windows – Highly durable and energy-efficient.
Aluminum Windows – Strong and lightweight but less insulating than other materials.
Finding the Best Window Replacement Company in Columbus, Ohio
To ensure quality installation and customer satisfaction, consider the following when choosing a window replacement company:
Reputation & Reviews – Check online reviews and ratings on platforms like Google and Yelp.
Experience & Certifications – Look for companies with certifications from leading manufacturers or the National Fenestration Rating Council (NFRC).
Warranty & Guarantees – Choose a provider that offers warranties on both materials and labor.
Free Estimates – Get quotes from multiple companies to compare pricing and services.
Cost of Window Replacement in Columbus, Ohio
The cost of replacing windows varies based on factors such as:
Window size and style
Frame material
Glass type (double-pane, triple-pane, low-E coatings)
Installation complexity
On average, Columbus homeowners can expect to pay between $300 to $1,200 per window, including installation.
Conclusion
Investing in window replacement in Columbus, Ohio can significantly improve your home's comfort, efficiency, and value. By selecting high-quality windows and hiring a trusted contractor, you can enjoy long-term benefits and a great return on investment. Start your search today and find the perfect windows for your Columbus home!

Unlocking the Potential of a Digital Marketing Agency in Pakistan
The digital landscape in Pakistan is evolving at an unprecedented pace, and the role of a proficient digital marketing agency in this transformation is undeniable. If you're searching for the most effective way to boost your online presence and gain a competitive edge, you're in the right place. Let's dive into the world of digital marketing and discover how a top-tier agency can revolutionize your business prospects.

The Essence of a Digital Marketing Agency
A digital marketing agency is your gateway to harnessing the power of the internet for business growth. These agencies specialize in creating, managing, and optimizing online marketing strategies tailored to your unique goals and target audience. Whether you're a startup or an established enterprise, their services can provide you with a significant advantage.

Keywords for Success
To succeed in the digital realm, you need to start with the basics. Keywords are the foundation of any effective digital marketing strategy. It's crucial to conduct thorough keyword research to identify the terms and phrases your potential customers are using to search for your products or services. Utilizing cutting-edge SEO tools, a top-notch agency can help you pinpoint these keywords and incorporate them strategically into your content.

Content That Captivates
Content is king in the digital world. High-quality, informative, and engaging content not only attracts visitors but also keeps them coming back. A reputable digital marketing agency can craft compelling content that aligns with your brand and speaks directly to your target audience.

Social Media Supremacy
In today's interconnected world, social media platforms play a vital role in building brand awareness and fostering customer relationships. An adept agency will develop a tailored social media strategy to maximize your online presence. From creating attention-grabbing posts to running paid advertising campaigns, they have you covered.

The SEO Advantage
Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is the cornerstone of digital marketing. A skilled agency will optimize your website and content to rank higher in search engine results pages. This ensures that your business is easily discoverable by potential customers. Improved visibility leads to increased organic traffic and, ultimately, higher conversion rates.

Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Proficiency
PPC advertising is a powerful tool to drive immediate traffic to your website. A digital marketing agency can create and manage PPC campaigns that target your ideal customers, optimizing ad spend for the best results. With their expertise, you can achieve a strong return on investment (ROI).

Data-Driven Decision Making
In the digital world, data is everything. A professional agency will not only create your digital marketing campaigns but also provide detailed analytics to measure their success. This data-driven approach allows for continuous optimization, ensuring your marketing efforts are always aligned with your objectives.

Conclusion
In the ever-evolving landscape of digital marketing, a proficient digital marketing agency can be your greatest asset. From strategic keyword targeting to captivating content creation, they have the tools and expertise to elevate your online presence. Embrace the power of SEO, harness the potential of social media, and make data-driven decisions for the best results.

If you're ready to supercharge your digital marketing efforts in Pakistan, consider partnering with a top-tier agency. They have the skills and experience needed to take your business to new heights in the digital world.

Digital Hack Recovery;Fast,Reliable & Trusted Crypto Recovery Service

I lost a significant portion of my funds to an online scam involving a fake crypto investment platform called Coinanan. The platform promised incredible returns, claiming that investors would see a 30% ROI on every investment. At first, the investment seemed too good to be true, but when I made my initial deposit, I did receive the promised returns. This convinced me that I had stumbled upon a life-changing opportunity, so I decided to invest more and encouraged my friends and family to join in.As more people invested, we all felt optimistic about the future. We were all getting returns, and it seemed like we were on the path to financial freedom. The platform's slick website and reassuring customer service only added to our sense of security. But, as time went on, things began to take a turn for the worse. When we tried to withdraw our profits after the promised time frame, we were suddenly hit with unexpected demands for more payments. These additional fees were supposedly needed to allow us to withdraw our funds, but nothing about the situation felt right. At that point, the red flags were impossible to ignore, and I realized we had been scammed. The site became unresponsive, and the customer service staff went silent. I started researching other people’s experiences online and discovered that many others had been duped in the same way. I felt devastated, knowing that I had not only lost a fortune but had also dragged my family and friends into the mess.In my search for a solution, I came across a recommendation on Reddit about a company called Digital Hack Recovery. Someone had shared their story of how the company had helped a Chinese woman recover her stolen crypto assets. Intrigued and desperate for help, I decided to reach out to them. I was skeptical at first, but Digital Hack Recovery proved to be a legitimate and trustworthy service. They guided my family, friends, and me through the recovery process step by step, ensuring that we provided all the necessary information without feeling overwhelmed. Within a short period, we were able to recover a substantial portion of our lost funds. The team was professional, responsive, and transparent, and their efforts truly made a difference.Thanks to Digital Hack Recovery, we managed to regain some of what we lost, and I am now spreading the word about their services to help others avoid falling into similar traps. If you find yourself in a situation like mine, I highly recommend contacting them. They are indeed one of the most reliable teams out there, and they gave us the hope and help we needed during a challenging time. Communicate with Digital Hack Recovery team through their WhatsApp; +19152151930, Mail;
digital hack recovery @ techie . com Or Browse their Website; https : // digital hack recovery . com

Boost Your Brand with Business Awareness: Premier Video Marketing & Digital Advertising in Miami

In today’s fast-paced digital world, standing out in Miami’s competitive market requires innovative strategies and expert execution. At Business Awareness, located at 150 SE 2nd Ave, Miami, FL, we specialize in cutting-edge video marketing Miami solutions that elevate your brand’s visibility and engagement. Whether you’re a local startup or an established company, our comprehensive marketing solutions Miami FL are tailored to drive real growth.

Unlock Your Potential with Miami Growth Marketing Experts
Miami is a vibrant city full of business opportunities, but navigating its dynamic market needs specialized expertise. Our Miami growth marketing approach combines data-driven strategies and creative insights to help your business capture new audiences and increase sales. From targeted campaigns to personalized customer journeys, we ensure your marketing budget delivers measurable results.

Harness the Power of Digital Advertising Miami
Digital advertising has revolutionized how businesses reach consumers, and at Business Awareness, we are at the forefront of this transformation. Our digital advertising services in Miami focus on maximizing ROI by leveraging multiple platforms—social media, search engines, and video channels. With an emphasis on audience targeting and compelling content, your message will reach the right people at the right time.

E-Commerce Marketing Miami: Grow Your Online Sales
For businesses operating online, our e-commerce marketing Miami services are designed to boost your sales and expand your market reach. We combine SEO, paid advertising, and engaging video content to create seamless shopping experiences that convert visitors into loyal customers. From product launches to ongoing promotions, we help you maintain a competitive edge.

Why Choose Business Awareness?
Expertise: Years of experience delivering proven video marketing and digital advertising strategies.

Customized Solutions: Tailored marketing plans specific to Miami’s unique market landscape.

Innovative Approach: Combining creativity with data analytics for maximum impact.

Client-Centric: We prioritize your goals and work as an extension of your team.

Comprehensive Services: From video production to full-scale digital campaigns, we cover all your marketing needs.

Contact Us Today
Ready to elevate your business with expert marketing solutions? Visit us at 150 SE 2nd Ave, Miami, FL 33131 or call us at +1 888-352-2927 to discuss how Business Awareness can help you unlock your brand’s full potential. Let’s grow your business together in Miami and beyond.

PPC Advertising Services :
Supercharge your online advertising with Technians' unmatched PPC advertising services. Drive targeted traffic, boost conversions, and maximize ROI with expertly crafted campaigns. With Technians' strategic approach and cutting-edge tools, propel your business to new heights through effective PPC advertising that delivers exceptional results.

so they brought a senior engineer to our (very small) dev team. I feel like poking my eyes with a nail looking on his code.

Boost Your Brand with Booster Marketing Hub: Performance & Inbound Marketing Experts

In today’s digital age, digital marketing is the backbone of any successful business strategy. Whether you're a startup or an established company, leveraging the right marketing techniques is crucial to stand out from the competition and drive results. At Booster Marketing Hub, we specialize in providing top-notch digital marketing services, with a focus on performance marketing and inbound marketing. Based in Cluj-Napoca, Romania, our team is ready to help you take your online presence to the next level.

What is Digital Marketing and Why Does Your Business Need It?
Digital marketing refers to the use of digital channels—such as search engines, social media, email, and websites—to promote products or services. In today’s world, every business needs a strong online presence to thrive. Traditional marketing methods are no longer enough to capture the attention of modern consumers, who spend most of their time online.

With digital marketing, you can engage with your target audience in a more personalized and cost-effective manner, while also measuring the success of your efforts in real-time. The beauty of digital marketing lies in its ability to reach a global audience while providing tools to track, optimize, and refine campaigns for maximum impact.

Performance Marketing: Results-Driven Strategies for Maximum ROI
One of the key pillars of Booster Marketing Hub is our focus on performance marketing. Unlike traditional marketing, which may rely on broad exposure, performance marketing is all about driving measurable results. This data-driven approach ensures that every marketing dollar you spend delivers value and contributes to your business goals.

What is Performance Marketing?
Performance marketing involves paying for marketing efforts based on the results they deliver. These results can include actions such as clicks, leads, or sales. Whether you're running Google Ads, Facebook Ads, or other pay-per-click campaigns, performance marketing ensures that you are only paying for what works.

Here’s how Booster Marketing Hub helps businesses achieve better performance through performance marketing:

Targeted Advertising: We use advanced targeting techniques to ensure that your ads reach the right people at the right time.
Cost-Effective Campaigns: With performance marketing, your budget is optimized based on real-time results, so you can maximize your return on investment (ROI).
Continuous Optimization: We constantly monitor and tweak your campaigns to ensure they perform at their best, adjusting ad creatives, bidding strategies, and audience targeting as needed.
Data-Driven Decisions: Every step of our performance marketing strategy is guided by data, so we can continuously refine campaigns to ensure optimal results.
Inbound Marketing: Attract, Engage, and Delight Your Audience
Another core area where Booster Marketing Hub excels is in inbound marketing. This approach focuses on attracting potential customers by providing valuable content, building trust, and nurturing relationships. Unlike traditional outbound marketing methods that interrupt your audience, inbound marketing focuses on delivering content that draws customers to you.

What is Inbound Marketing?
Inbound marketing is a strategy that focuses on attracting customers through relevant and helpful content. Instead of pushing your message to a wide audience, inbound marketing helps pull your target audience in by providing the information, products, or services they are looking for. This strategy is built on creating valuable content such as blog posts, social media updates, videos, eBooks, and more.

At Booster Marketing Hub, we design and execute inbound marketing strategies that speak directly to the needs and pain points of your potential customers. Here’s how we do it:

Content Creation: Our team creates high-quality, relevant content that addresses your audience’s needs, establishes your authority, and builds trust.
SEO Optimization: We ensure your content ranks high on search engines through proven SEO strategies, making it easier for your audience to find your content.
Lead Nurturing: With effective email marketing, automation, and personalized follow-ups, we nurture leads through their buyer’s journey until they’re ready to convert.
Building Relationships: Through consistent and valuable interactions, we help you build long-term relationships with your customers, turning them into loyal advocates for your brand.
Why Choose Booster Marketing Hub for Your Digital Marketing Needs?

I know this may not be the right place, but I just want to use this medium to share my story and help others who might find themselves in a similar situation. In 2022, my best friend introduced me to a Telegram platform where she was successfully trading Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies, making over $85,000 in just three months. Encouraged, I invested $25,000, saw a 30% ROI in my first month, and withdrew $10,000. Feeling confident, I upgraded to the premium plan and invested an additional $65,000. My investment grew to $350,000, and I decided to withdraw the funds to buy a property.However, the platform demanded an unexpected 25% commission, which was not in the original agreement. I managed to pay 20%, but they continued asking for more. When I couldn’t pay, they closed my account and stopped responding. My friend and I reported the incident to the police, who informed us that the company was based in India and that they would need to involve Interpol. After waiting three months with no progress, my friend found a blockchain recovery expert. Contacting them was the turning point. Within two days, they arranged a trial deposit, and the next day, I received a full deposit of $430,000, including all bonuses. They saved my investment, and I promised to share my story to help others in similar situations. Their communication was excellent throughout the process, and I highly recommend them. If you need help, here’s their contact info:Telegram: AssetRecoverNet Email assetrecovernet @ gmail com WhatsApp: +1 (504) 302-3464

I think i need y'all to know about OnTrack Crypto Recovery. I got scammed by a Forex website, I almost lost a very huge amount of money to the tune of $415,000. Was firstly informed that i will be able to withdraw 15.5% ROI weekly from the second month membership and if i invest more, the ROI would be increased by 5.5%. I did every thing they asked me to do but they only allowed me to make a withdrawal only at first week we started our partnership, then after was told to invest more to withdraw more. I as well did invested a lot just as i was directed but after that they decline me to withdraw my investment together with the profits, when i got to noticed this Red flag and told them that i can’t provide the money they are requesting and i wasn’t interested anymore. I told a friend what i was going through, luckily enough he introduced me to OnTrack Crypto Recovery and just within 3 days of our contact, i was able to recover all my funds in addition to my ROI for the whole planned duration of 4 months advance payment. I can’t still believe how all this happened All Thanks to OnTrack Crypto Recovery. You can as well get in touch with him if you are in need of their assistance to get back your lost funds. They are one of the best out there. Email contact: ontrackcryptorecovery (@) ontrackcrypto. co.site

I am really grateful for all he has done for me and my family.

Cybergenie (@) Cyberservices (.) Com
(+1-2-5-2 -5-1-2-0-3-9-1 - Whatsapp)
I am putting this out here so others don't make the same mistake I made and if they have, there is still a chance for redemption. I entered a cryptocurrency scheme I knew nothing about because I was intrigued by the huge ROI numbers mentioned and how it has changed many lives, PS, I read those reviews from the scammer's website. This con artist I bumped into made me believe cryptocurrency trading and mining are so easy. All I had to do was register his crypto mining website, and make a deposit into my account while they sorted out the rest for me. After a few deposits, I was running into hundreds of thousands of profits, which motivated me to invest more, the more I invested, the more woes for me to access my invested funds. I had it enough and threatened to quit, and I was locked out of the account and discovered they were crypto scammers. CYBER GENIE HACK PRO.

Vxplore Technologies stands as a leading digital solutions provider in India, offering comprehensive services to help businesses thrive in the online marketplace. As a premier Performance Marketing Company in India, we excel at driving measurable results through data-driven strategies and targeted campaigns.

Our expertise extends to creating robust ecommerce solutions, with specialized Shopify Website Development Services that enable businesses to build powerful online stores. The team delivers custom Ecommerce Website Development Services, ensuring scalable and user-friendly platforms that convert visitors into customers.

Understanding the importance of visibility in the digital space, Vxplore Technologies provides the Best SEO Services to help businesses rank higher in search results. Our SEO strategies are tailored to improve organic traffic and enhance online presence through proven optimization techniques.

Our Digital Marketing Services in India encompass a holistic approach, combining social media management, content marketing, and paid advertising to create impactful digital campaigns that drive business growth and ROI. Contact us today to unlock your business's full potential in the digital world!

#BestDigitalMarketingAgenciesInKolkata
#LocalSEOCompanyIndia
#LocalSEOPackages
#SMMPackages
#SaaSDevelopmentCompaniesIndia
#DigitalMarketingServicesInIndia
#SocialMediaMarketingCompanyNearMe
#PerformanceMarketingCompanyInIndia
#WebApplicationDevelopmentServices
#AndroidAppDevelopmentCompanyIndia
#EcommerceDevelopmentCompaniesinIndia
#WoocommerceDevelopmentServices
#CustomSoftwareDevelopmentCompany
#India

B2B Lead Generation Company :
Unlock the potential of B2B lead generation with Technians, the trusted leader in the industry. Our customized strategies and innovative techniques generate high-quality B2B leads, drive conversions, and fuel business growth. Partner with Technians and experience the power of B2B lead generation to elevate your business to new heights. Maximize your ROI and achieve unparalleled success with Technians, the ultimate B2B lead generation company.

Drive Engagement and Conversions with Expert New York Email Marketing

In today’s competitive digital landscape, email remains one of the most effective tools for nurturing leads, engaging customers, and driving consistent revenue. At Business Awareness, we specialize in New York email marketing services designed to help businesses communicate clearly, convert strategically, and grow efficiently.

Headquartered at 40 Wall St, New York, NY 10005, we work with companies of all sizes to create impactful email marketing campaigns tailored to the fast-paced, results-driven New York market.

Why Choose Business Awareness?
1. Local Expertise, National Reach
We understand what New York audiences respond to. With our finger on the pulse of the city’s evolving market, we design targeted campaigns that reflect local trends while delivering results that scale.

2. Full-Service Email Campaign Management
From strategy and design to segmentation, automation, and performance tracking—we manage the entire email marketing lifecycle. Our goal is simple: to help you send the right message to the right people at the right time.

3. Conversion-Focused Content
Effective email marketing goes beyond good design. We craft compelling subject lines, persuasive copy, and strong calls to action that encourage clicks, conversions, and customer loyalty.

4. Advanced Segmentation and Personalization
We use data-driven segmentation and behavior-based triggers to personalize every campaign. This means higher open rates, better engagement, and more meaningful interactions with your audience.

5. Transparent Reporting and ROI Tracking
You’ll never be left guessing about performance. We provide detailed reports that highlight key metrics like open rates, click-through rates, conversions, and ROI—so you can make informed decisions.

Contact Us
If you’re looking for professional New York email marketing services that deliver real business results, Business Awareness is your trusted partner.

Visit us: 40 Wall St, New York, NY 10005, United States
Call us: +1 888-352-2927

Let’s build smart email campaigns that keep your customers engaged and your business growing. Get in touch today to schedule a consultation.

OMG, my crypto savings, around $230k, just disappeared in a flash! I trusted this broker for months, and they screwed me over, refusing access to my trading account after I tried to pull out. I was lost, thinking there was no way I'd ever see that money again. I even tried a few "asset recovery hackers" who were useless and stole more from me with empty promises, sad. Then, I stumbled upon a review on Trustpilot from Jenny, someone I knew a little, and she'd had a similar nightmare with crypto scammers. She mentioned how she got help recovering her lost Bitcoin. My situation was even worse; it was USDT, a whopping $230k I had sent to this fake trader on Telegram, who promised a 300% ROI in three months, dumb me to believe that. I confided in my associate, and she introduced me to DUNENECTARWEBEXPERT on Telegram. They're a team of legit ethical hackers with tons of experience in private investigations and crypto recovery. Seriously, that referral from Jenny changed everything. I got back my lost money, and I can't stop emphasizing the breakthrough DUNENECTARWEBEXPERT has brought to my life. Suppose you are in any investment or review for gains platform. In that case, I highly suggest you contact DUNENECTARWEBEXPERT via Telegram to check their legitimacy because they will just keep asking you for deposits until you are wrecked financially and emotionally. Don't fall for these investment gimmicks, get in touch with DUNENECTARWEBEXPERT via Telegram to help you recover your lost money and crypto assets back from crooks.