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odite
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Damn. Maybe if I was more charismatic, I too could stop learning and just talk my way into a position with a bullshit title.

Maybe.

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  • 2
    Is that what you really want?
  • 2
    "How to win friends and influence people"

    There are more titles, but that is a good one.
  • 1
    @asgs nah. nice to imagine though.
  • 2
    @Demolishun ah, the good old midlife crisis book.
  • 1
    @odite yeah but could you live with yourself being a bullshit artist?
  • 0
    #lifegoals
  • 0
    Learning from my coworker, you don't really need have charisma. You just need to talk really fast with a lot of random words, so you're hard to understand and so you "seem" smart.
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    Okay listen up champ. Plenty of books to do that. Learn a lot of lingo. Talk fast so people always are playing catch up with what you said. Stick to it for a few months and you’re well on your way to be a professional
    Bullshitter with plenty charisma good luck!!
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    @WildOrangutan LOL, I have been in meetings where I explained how everything works to a board meeting of a startup. After the meeting I hear comments from the board that they didn't have a clue as to what I was talking about. But apparently it sounded good so...
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