What kind of project sizes do you prefer and why? Big one, lasting year(s), or smaller ones, in range of months?

I had a week off. During that time nothing new was pushed to remote by my boss.

On the last day, before I started working again, literally Sunday night, a pile of garbage non-urgent changes were pushed directly to remote.

I guess it wasn't possible to wait another day for a review. I didn't really care much at that point, but it was just another confirmation, that quitting is the right thing to do.

How not to design a modem...

Cables hide perfectly - inside the wall...

I'm gonna be installing Arch for the first time, and I'm wondering if anyone has any recommendations.

I'm mainly interested which filesystem and system (aka systemd) thingy should I go with. But fell free to leave any other suggestions.

New Python merch

"I made this library"
"No tests btw"
"Plz use"

How do you guys deal with reviewing garbage code?

Do you waste a ton of time, trying to understand the code, so you can write constructive feedback?

Today I wasted 4 hours reviewing something like that and I'm still not finished.

This is how I feel using default IDE keyboard shortcuts ...

Some people need stickers for their laptop ... but what I actually need is a laptop for all my stickers ...

Can someone recommend me a file manager for Windows, that supports:
- tabs
- context menus
- dark theme

Our most recent development process:
1. Implement feature
2. Create task
3. Release feature
4. Review feature
4.1 Possibly reimplement
5. Add tests

Every time gradle build breaks, and I have to waste 2 days brute forcing solution out of it.

0. Never ending puzzle game
1. Very useful skill to have
2. Keeps girls outside my perimiter

Just noticed Koreans start counting arrays from 1 :)

PS: They are 1 year old, when they are born.

This is how my coworker does code reviews... imagine comment on a line of code:

"Oh why does this not do this and that.
Edit: Oh I've read few lines below, now I understand. But this may break when this and that.
Edit: Nevermind I realized, that never happens, forget about it."

Let me just emphasise, that this is single comment, so it's basically editted multiple times, before submition.

Like wtf, just delete the comment then?!

A question, since I've seen a lot of you guys use noise-canceling headphones... Any recommendations what to buy?

Atm I have Sony's xb950n1 and I really hate them. Thinking of getting Bose QC35 II.

Pls send help. I having problems with following code:

Human h = WildOrangutan
.getInstance();
Ass ass = h.getAss();

Toilet toilet = new Toilet();
ass.attachTo(toilet);

while (ass.hasOutput()) {
ass.output();
h.readDevrant();
}

ass.detach(toilet);

// This throws
// OutOfToiletPaperException
ass.clean();

Realtek has the best captcha. You can simply copy and paste it xD

Average devranter walking into the office:

Deploy on Friday, I dare you!

Deploy on Friday 13th (today), I double dare you!!

Tests passed: 1 / 1
Success rate: 100 %

Stop getting frustrated. Heavybreathing does not help whatsoever...

Found a good looking christmas tree while derping around Phabricator's (Arcanist) git history.

I shit you not: Today, a random recruiter phoned a company I work for, asked to speak to me, and then tried to offer me a job :| .Wtf is wrong with you people?! I'm not searching for a job anywhere... Turns out they found me on Linkedin...

I need coffee...

Sunglasses extends Glasses { }

I was nice to my college and lended him my old headphones, after his died.

3 months later he still hasn't fucking bought a new headset and he doesn't give a flying fuck about managing cables.

So a few weeks ago my colleague needed to generate some self signed certificates for our web application, we're working on.
I've sent him some instructions on how to do that. No big deal, few terminal commands.
The only trick was the commands were written for linux and we're using windows.
So... my colleague calls me, having some issues with certificates. He explains to me what commands he managed to execute, etc. There was also command "sudo" included.
He inputs the command to terminal and... terminal eats it?! Wtf?
So long story short he managed to install "sudo" for windows powershell terminal :D. It basically just gives you some UAC popup confirmation dialog and then executes the command.