AboutLogic Implementation Engineer
SkillsPython, Qt, SQL, HTML, CSS, C, C++, C#, PHP, VB, JS, Lua
Joined devRant on 1/20/2019
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It is very hard to make me mad.
But if you imply I "didn't do anything" or that my job is "easy" because all I do is just ”sit in front of a computer” 9 to 10 hours a day then you can go fuck yourself.13
During the 3 years I've been in this job I have had one pay increase.
My manager has gotten 2 raises and 2 promotions (which each come with a pay raise) during that same time.
My company really knows how to make you feel unappreciated.7
I slightly changed the color of a label on a WinForms app...and broke everything.
Why the fuck would anyone code logic that is dependent on the exact color of a control.
This code is a train wreck.6
I wish you needed at least 500++ to post images or in the joke section.
What's with all these new people just reposting memes?!13
99% of our server-side code is Python and PHP (legacy applications).
Asked a junior dev to make a small update to a PHP site so we could have it run some cleanup server side. Plenty of existing PHP code to look at and piece something together. Should be 50 lines max.
Did he use the existing PHP code to do this task? Nope. Did he at least use Python? Nope.
"I couldn't figure it out and Node.js seemed to have good support for mongo so I used that instead."
Much would of rather he put in twice as much time to learn the tools of our stack.8
Years ago I co-authored a technical paper. I now see you can buy a paper copy of it on Amazon for nearly $900.00
Its freely available anyways so I sure hope nobody has actually bought it haha.5
I'm starting on a new project and the person that is wanting this done recommended we have a "living document of requirements"
Why did I just now find out about <colgroup>?
If you create alot of html table data I recommend looking into it.
This is super useful!9
Just heard a site IT leader say her laptop was "fixed with a BIOS update" followed by "I have no idea what that means"
How do these people get into these kinds of roles?4
My Manager: Could you help "other manager" (OM) they need some very simple code changes.
Me: sure that will only take a few minutes *adds 15 lines of code tells OM one single line they have to modify*
Some other manager (SOM): Hey how does this work, I'm confused, do I need to do anything?
Me: Yes see the email chain you were copied on.
SOM: Actually let's have a meeting instead and all discuss this.
Goddammit this was a simple change to make your life easier now you are wasting everyones time by not reading the email
User: This web page form is too hard to use and is prone to have wrong data filled out.
Me: Uh...ok. Here is a redesign. You literally fill out one text field and a date picker.
User: Oh this is great, thanks.
*checks the database and the very first entry they created had the wrong date.*
Customer: as soon as you get a proof of concept could you send it to me?
Me: sure *sends app to test* here is what it currently does and does not do.
Customer: thanks, here is a list of 59284 things that dont work or need changed.
No shit sherlock. It's not done, you wanted a very early version, and of the things you listed I already mentioned half of those.6
This code is so horrible I'm too scared to even fix bugs.
No I did not write this code originally.1
I fucked up...
I inadvertently fixed a bug which changed the behavior in another application. Weeks later had a seemingly unrelated issue which my initial assumption was to blame a 3rd part tool (which was wrong). I gave said assumption to my manager not thinking anything of it and putting a simple change in place.
Higher ups start asking my manager about it, he provides details...the more I thought about it the more I realized the changes I made did not make sense.
I dug deeper into it and found it was due to the change I made weeks ago. So my manager offers to cover for me but i told him I'd take full responsibility.
I'm not getting fired or any type of reprimand at all...I just hate fucking up and then it looks like we are trying to lie about it being our fault.4
I've hit my quota for this month for social interaction. Unfortunately I have a very busy weekend coming up and already super anxious and stressed. I hate being an adult sometimes.3
RFC 6068: The 'mailto' URI is suppose to use commas to separate email addresses.
Outlook: Fuck you and your specification I want semicolons unless the user's regional settings has a comma specified as a list seperator.5
I downloaded the self-proclaimed "industries #1 API testing tool".
Within 2 minutes I managed to cause it to completely freeze up, and now I cant close it.9
I did some number crunching for a report...had someone ask me to "peanut butter spread" the numbers out. What the actual fuck...2
Searched stackoverflow and found the exact issue I was having. The question is from 2014.
The accepted answer is a messy hack. Fuck.
The second answer is clean, clear, concise. It was posted 38 minutes ago.
Is this real life?11
The documentation is crap. Most useful information is from forum posts from 2009. I just want a bit of customizable logging for fuck sake.5
Just because I manually updated a database record, does not mean I can fix your bluetooth headset. Now fuck off.1
So I have negligible experience doing mobile app development (simplish hello world Java app few years ago).
What's your advice to start getting into it? Flutter? Kotlin? I honestly dont have a clue. I want to target Android at first but very like this needs to support iOS as well.
I'm quite the experienced dev so I dont need some something to hold my hand, yet I dont have the time currently to fight a steep learning curve.3
Overheard a conversation...
Dev: We should focus on getting it working in production, then we can copy it over to dev so we have a working version.
Me: da fuq?4
Experimental networking protocols that ran on the International Space Station to test deep space communications.8
Received an email from my previous employer (I worked there two years ago)
They have positions opening up in a few months and want me back.
Here I was worried my current job is at risk and now more than likely I have a job waiting for me now.6
I turned a 20 hour per month task into a 150ms database query.
I feel like a fucking super hero.
FYI my super hero name is ThreadPool (see past rant)5