Oh little Bobby tables..

"Ruined" as if anybody wants to be called Adolf, wtf.

Mark

Karl Marx,
Stalin,
Lenin,
I don't know, every other dictator?

Edit: that got a little political, plz don't hate

For those who didn't catch it, it's a play on this xkcd.

https://xkcd.com/327/

Today I found out I work with a called Jo Stalling. First hearing that on a Skype call didn't sound right.

@olback 2/3 of those are surnames...

@hashedram my company just started using a new data analytics platform that accepts as many login attempts as possible.

Senior dev: it only took an hour to brute force the login with a dictionary attack.
Head of engineering: oh that's not good! How long did it take Bobby tables?

True story.

@hashedram I heard my name....

Kim ?

@olback Marx was never a dictator, he just wrote the book the other dictators use as an excuse to control everyone and have more power.

Which is something that he also predicts in the book

Didn't mean to manexlpain but it something that gets me

Cheers!

Definitely not a villian name, but Jesus?

Seems like a perfectly normal name if it didn't have the whole son of God thing attached to it.

An actual internal mail at a previous employer,
"Hello confusion, Jesus has shared the following network capture with me.
Please let me know if you need anything else, as I'll be coordinating with him."

Karen