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I wanted to buy some lightning deals on Amazon today but the total was like $23.50 and free shipping requires $25.

I bought a few $25+ items last few weeks so I figure they should be able to waive it...

Chat with CS and they're like no we can't.

WELL FCK U!!!!! I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN PRIME FOR 2YRS AND JUST ENDED A FEW MONTHS AGO... AND IMMEDIATELY THEY'RE LIKE, WE DON'T KNOW U...

(The person actually started out saying thanks for being a Prime member)

Not that it'll matter to them... But just needed to rant...

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  • 4
    Might be just me. But it feels like an entitlement.
  • 1
    You might have been prime from day one and no, they don't know you. You are a number in the system.
    What surprises me is that you think you are a programmer and can't understand that somewhere in the bazillion lines of code that manage Amazon there's one something like this

    If total >= 25usd
    then
    free_shipping
    Else
    Keep_spending
    or just_fucking_pay_delivery
  • 0
    @willhertz there's also something called manual overrides

    And before they actually did that... Many years ago
  • 1
    You are literally bill gates, why do you care?
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