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The best way to punish managers is by doing exactly what they ask

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  • 12
    “Hey, we need to do 40 hours overtime this month, no pay though”
    I will punish you boss!
  • 9
    @aviophile Why not? Do it. And you naturally will not be performing at all for the next few months. Or you'll naturally leave the job on-spot after such marathon. Or use those 40 OT hours to.. IDK.. twitter, dR and FB? I mean you do 40 hours OT. I did not see you specifying what the mgr wants you to do during those hours :)
  • 4
    @netikras I cant stand workplace, even with paid overtime. So doing nothing in that place is a no no.
  • 2
    @aviophile You do it, just make sure to have it all documented, so you get them paid or possibly convert them to paid vacation time. Preferably the latter, as it will come to bite their ass once you take a month and a half long vacation.
  • 9
    @aviophile Eh, you must have never tried a round of underpants-oil-wrestling in your office. You start by disrobing and oiling up, then you slide across the floor and over the surfaces of desks. You are allowed to squirt oil from a bottle in front of you to extend your sliding range.

    The person you happen to stop at then strips and oils up, and you wrestle until one of you has their shoulders touching the floor. The winner of the round gets a point, and gets to do the next desk-slide, until everyone is in their underpants and all desks are covered in oil.

    I am encouraged by my boss to work from home as much as possible as well though, even though I love being at the office.
  • 2
    @bittersweet This is a strange turn of events... ;-)
  • 3
    My favorite
  • 3
    “The best way to punish managers is doing exactly what they ask.”

    - The Manager 2019
  • 0
    I felt that
  • 0
    @aviophile that's another problem :)
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