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Fucking mobile single player online games.

So there I am, sitting on the tube, being passed around London like a unit of sweet corn taking a ride on the mud salad that decorates the interior of the common worm.

Game can't boot. Sorry, You paid but it wont start until you pay with your personal data we're trying to upload first things first.

One day some psychopath who sees what they're up to is going to find out where they live and then there will be no where that they live.

On another note. This is devrant. Vent, be angry, let it out.

It's turning into some pathetic joke.

Stop pussy footing around you bunch of pussyholes.

Have a shout, have a bout, have a laugh none of us nerds have ever had a bath because none of it is real, it's just a nerfed/gussied up forum you waste of cum.

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    ok boomer
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    Whenever this happens to me while I'm on the tube, I try talking to the other passengers, that always goes down well!
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    > single player online games

    Spot the contradiction.

    There was a time when you needed to be online for actual online functionality only. Like multiplayer. Can we bring back that time, please?
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    You're my new favorite writer on Devrant

    "One day some psychopath who sees what they're up to is going to find out where they live and then there will be no where that they live."

    This has got to be the most bone chilling thing I've heard all month.
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