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vomitmachine7735dGet some privacy screen film and slap it on your monitor. You can pick em up on Amazon for $40.
don-rager84935dTurn on some filthy fetish porn when you notice their nosey gazes.
rutee07252935dI hate people who do this. When I feel someone looking at me or my screen, I look back at them with disgust. I have a colleague who sits beside me and would pull his chair back a little bit as if to get a better view. I know it's probably just blank stares but come on, look at your own black market transactions. Fuckers.
orhun128635dTell them to fuck off in a very delicate way and also very politely
theitvideos135dIgnore them as they they fucking don't exist. Or start writing code, you might be watching too much news during work ;)
Worst part :
“Something in production goes wrong”
Me : Ok, let’s see logs to understand what’s going on here
CEO, Customer success, sales, 5 people behind my back : “Ok so are you fixing it ?” “What’s the problem?”
Now My answer is very direct: “Let me work if you want it fixed and go away”
If they don’t, I just stop touching my keyboard.
They : “What are you doing ?”
Me : “Waiting for you to go away so I can analyse these logs without being interrupted every 10 seconds with a question” **puts headphones on
Work with your phone only