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Meeting with American customers in Germany. One of them fetched a bottle of water with crown cap, but the opener was missing. She asked whether someone had an opener, so I got out a lighter and opened the bottle. Surprised looks.

My (Indian) PM: "That's a German thing, opening bottles with everything except bottle openers. Even with other bottles."

Customers were like, WTF?!

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  • 16
    4y
    That's some fancy ass water wtf lol

    But you don't bare hand them?
  • 8
    4y
    TWL Fasty smokes

    TFL he's working for people who are utterly baffled by levers.
  • 16
    4y
    @Stuxnet Nah - Russians could do that, but they don't deal with anything below 40% vol, and those have screw caps.
  • 10
    4y
    Edge and a quick smack works too. I also saw a video of women opening bottles with their breasts. That was kinda scary.
  • 3
    4y
    Dutch as well. Why even look for an opener if you have something solid, like a phone, in your pocket 🙃
  • 12
    4y
    Wait, that's not a requirement for adulthood worldwide?
  • 1
    4y
    I like to open such bottles with my keys.
  • 4
    4y
    (even though there's a bottle opener attached to my keychain)
  • 0
    4y
    @Demolishun that's an American (?) bottle with that fancy screwable head, not the old style we're talking about here.
  • 1
    4y
    @kescherRant Ha, same! You never know when you'll need a drink, so better be prepared
  • 3
    4y
    I usually use a piece of furniture. Biting off the edge of the table on a conference might not be very diplomatic though.
  • 0
    4y
    How To Open Bottles With Todays Papers
  • 0
    4y
    reminds me of Karl Smallwood who likes to start his videos by opening a bottle with any random object lying around.

    the best ones were when he opened it with a guitar, and another time with baseball.
  • 1
    4y
    but yeh, the lighter technique is basic, i use it all the time
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