Ah, the conundrum when a recruiter emails with a genuinely well-matched and reasonable sounding opportunity (which I often look into), but starts with:

Dear {firstname},

...which of course I aim never to reply to, for the same reason I wouldn't expect them to read a covering letter that said "dear {company}".

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    I's actualy a good idea.. I should reply them with uninterpolated variable some time 😁
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    I wrote a resume generator once to punish a bad recruiter. Given the anon telemetry I've gathered over the years, it seems like thousands of ambitious souls have transmitted at least 10k of them to new companies.

    If nothing else, I contributed that small goodness to the world.
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    Dear {asshat},
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