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shine
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Wife ( working from home; to husband ) : how many whistles did the pressure cooker blow?

Husband : How am I supposed to know? I don't know!

Manager ( on Skype ) : Three! I heard three whistles!

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  • 7
    Original post:

    Wife ( working from home; to husband ) : how many whistles did the pressure cooker blow?

    My brain's translation:

    Wife ( working from home; to husband ) : how many queefs did the pressured hooker blow?
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    @rutee07 my brain translates each steam whistle to steam train whistle
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    Get thee a cuckoo pressure cooker (a real Korean one, not the chinese Williams Sonoma knockoff). It'll sing to you in K-pop when it's done.
  • 2
    @SortOfTested and I will hate it so much that I instantly close the system? Brilliant!
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    @SortOfTested it would work for K-pop fans, what about normal Swift-pop fans? 😝

    PS : I'm not claiming to be a swift-pop fan ( even if it is a thing; I really don't know ). I'm just talking for the other people who might not be K-pop fans.
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    @shine
    The goal is to have the device count the pointers for you 😋

    Just think of the K-pop as kernel mode priority for you to get it to stop making noise.
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