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Had a dodgy stomach. Muted the mic & let out an almighty fart.

Only, as you'll have guessed (and I quickly guessed from the silence that followed), I'd missed the mute button.

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  • 35
    You have WON the Internet today. Well done.

    And I lost the Game, and so does everyone else who reads this post.
  • 4
    I could try to reach you if I'd read this during the latest meeting. Now the sound and sight of spilled/sprayed/spat coffee over my PC will be my memory alone.... :(

    But hey, look at the bright side, everyone gets to know each other better!

    Better than most would agree....
  • 3
    Did the Almond Sauce cause that?
  • 2
    @Demolishun lost the game, too
  • 4
    @Demolishun wow has been years since i last lost that game ffs
  • 2
    @Demolishun you fucker >:(
  • 3
    @Demolishun I hate you. ☹
  • 7
    The most I have done, and it's nowhere close to your achievement, was fart while I'm in a queue for the train. The girl in front of me looked around but I was already looking around, pinching my nose, and grimacing as to put the blame on someone else.
  • 0
    ever just stand up and shit your pants on mic?
  • 1
    ohhhh fuck😂
  • 1
    I would have been paranoid as hell about that and triple-checked it 😂
  • 0
    Okay im muting this thread. Ive lost again
  • 1
    You were simply asserting dominance
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