I lurk here on occasion. Quite frequently in fact. It's honesty been years and I've grown up with the community. I'm glad to still see old faces here but many of the ones that I used to see are long gone. Man - it's so different.

It's not the same anymore. There's no longer any gangs or clans or anything. It was really fun.

Another thing I specifically miss when @dfox was actually around. Actually replying to people most of the time. Lately, there just hasn't been any trace of him that I've seen. He comments on averages 2-3 times a month lately, and he used to comment a lot more on average years ago. But I don't blame him. I'm the same.

Everything about this feels wrong and off. I used to love this but now i just don't.

I'm going to formally say goodbye to everyone here. And to the OG peeps, I love ya all, you know who you are.

Byes.

Hey.

So, me and my girlfriend were on a discord call and she said to me: "You know how you can get lost in someone's eyes? Well, I get lost in your code".

I've never been more touched and conflicted in my life. 🥰🤨

....Meme....

Stolen from reddit for juicy ++ votes.

>be someone on DevRant
>make a post unironically telling people not to tell me what to do
>don't realise that telling people to not do something is the same as telling people what to do
>basically be hypocrite
>get comments trying to explain why I'm a hypocrite
>tell commenters they're hypocrites and that this is the reason I made the post
>shove my head in my ass because I'm offended
>stop responding to comments because I'm ignorant like that
>pic related
>it's me when I wrote the post telling people not to tell me what to do.

Can I have sum songs to drown out my parents shouting please?

Be me
>programming since I got up
>don't have much time to program because job sucks up all my time
>dont know the best solution to a problem so decide to take a small break
>open rocket league
>start 1v1 match
>4 minutes later
>dad walks in my room, demanding I go pretend to be a stone age nibba
>pic related
>wants me to dig some dirt for his crops
>wants me to carry multiple buckets of water
>wants me to plow literally fields
>no.jpg
>thisIsRealLifeNotMinecraft.wav
>tells me that I'm addicted
>tells me that he's getting rid of the Internet again
>fuckyou.png

Only my girlfriend and programming bring me joy and you reduce my capacity to interact with both. Fuck you.

This little guy came and went in between my arm and my belly. He must be having a rough day. Just kinda glad I can make it better :)

I think I'm too addicted to Gource-ing my Git repo.

*scritch*

So at my work no one ever like talks to me, so today someone was talking to me and I had to look behind me twice to realise that someone was actually talking to me. Such fun.

Sorry, I lied.

I can't stress this enough. If you work in a loud place: ear defenders!

Fuck my hearing fuck!

Welp, I got a job but the job doesn't have a job for me to do so I'm getting paid to exist 🙃

Desperately need a job, but seems like I'm unemployable. 🙃

Another unit (I promise no more degu posts)

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's an absolute unit.

Stolen for devRant karma

Apparently, Windows is going to have a better terminal :)

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Currently writing a book about Python 3. Anyone have anything obscure/helpful that Python does that you might not have found in tutorials?

StackOverflow, who did this to you??????

Windows 10, coming to a train station near you.

What do two computers that really like each other go on?

Timestamps - it's their idea of dates.

Yall talking about how you hate notches, well fuck you. I have the best notch ever on my phone.

Anyone up for a nice relaxing cola?

Went through a bunch of my comments lately coz fuck it, Sunday morning/Friday night, vodka in hand. After scrolling a bit, I've come to realise that many many people aren't here with us like they were before. So many empty tags. So many @ shaped holes in my heart.

I just want us - the entirely of DevRant as one - to stand still for a while, and wish the ones that left the very best of luck.

My heart will always be with you. Godspeed.

Yo mamma so FAT, she can only store 4GB per file.

Fuck the EU. Fucking puppets. I'm literally going to go and create my own fucking country, i swear to fucking god.