Patron is hot steaming pile of shit

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    Can I pledge to that notion?
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    Interested to hear why?
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    The tequila?
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    1. on devrant

    2. saw post about patron

    3. thought he meant patreon.
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    @Wisecrack holy crap same
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    @SortOfTested Ah, memories.
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    Patron is bleh
    Honestly tequila is pretty bleh
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    @Wisecrack I meant that,but didn't remember how it was spelled,and Dev Rants rules and editing posts
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    @rutee07 what memories?
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    @M1sf3t The first time I tried Patron tequila was during an office outing. We pass around different types of alcohol - vodka, rum, tequila, etc. I used to drink just vodka but I brought Tequila Rose because it's an innocent traitor that I can convince the virgins to drink. Most of them were cheating while I was alcohol-hungry so I decided to go upstairs and take a nap.

    I woke up with my manager shaking me. I looked up at her and she was sitting on the bed with a glass of golden liquid like it's some medicine that would cure me. She literally followed be to the room and woke me up just to make me drink tequila. Lol.

    I went down to see the people again and drink some more. My colleague pushed our bitchy team lead to the pool and tried to drown her by pulling her legs up while in the water. She thought he was flirting with him. He was just laughing. I miss that fucking asshole.
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    Wait, did the guy at the end die or was that your old job?
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    @Wisecrack @Vaccuss oh my god - same.
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    @Wisecrack It was an old job. The fucker's still alive. :D
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