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Uncle, obviously. If he asks any questions, you just tell him you'll say he put you in there and everyone will believe you.
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That's a losing game. Your step bro is a retarded moron and thinks it's just funny to switch the machine on. Your step dad isn't as stupid, but he hates you and will seize this opportunity to kill you. Your uncle actually likes you, I mean he's been fucking you anally for years, but this is a welcome opportunity for him to dispose of you as witness.
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Call your step dad and offer your something from secret drink stash if he helps you.
You don't have a secret stash? Call @rutee07 , at least this man got some feels to probs let you free before asking if you wanna fuck. -
*puts lube on hands, get's you out, cleans hands, gives you a pat and returns to minecraft*
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