Have I ever mentioned my undying love of NullPointerException?
I love those so fucking much I would give up my non existent social life for it.
This is a cry for help please help

*help's

I may or may not help, but if I choose not to I won't throw an exception but rather set help to null. The conditions under which help is null aren't in my documentation, in fact it says that help is non-nullable which is clearly bullshit.