Me teaching a co-worker programming.
Him:"So what exactly is the difference between Java and JavaScript?"
Me:"About the same as the difference between cars and carpets."
Thank you guys for teaching me how to answer that.

  • 4
    I like the “It's like ham and hamster“ one.
  • 4
    I prefer what I came up with. It's like football depending on what side of the Atlantic Ocean you happen to be at.
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