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@melezorus34 Yeah maybe my voice sounds like a hornet to them, that would be an explanation.
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Or maybe the wasp was a product of your imagination and you are losing your mind
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iamai22193yIf you can add rats, mice and cockroaches to listen to you too then you'd be the new Pied Piper. There's probably good money getting rid of pests than development.
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"Are you tired of annoying wasps, well then Fast-Nop the wasp whisperer is your man, call him at xxx and get 15% off the first time (limited offer)"
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@rutee07 And thats why you need to take those pills daily. Remember last time you didnt take the pill? you were running naked around on the street while mumbling about some "demons"
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@Frederick These days, the question isn't about paranoia or not. It's about ENOUGH paranoia or not!
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@RememberMe Looks like Rutee, sounds like Rutee and acts like Rutee it must be Rutee then.
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@rutee07 And here the weekly clip for you, I think it's for romantic banging, yeah: https://youtube.com/watch/...
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*flies towards you*
"holy fuck that face is ugly, let's gtfooo"
*nopes out the window*
WTF - I discovered that wasps listen to me!
Earlier when one came in, I tried to catch it with a glass and release it, or kill it if that wasn't feasible. This year, I tried pointing to the window and ordering "get out!" just because I was too lazy to take action. Of course, I didn't expect it to work, but it did. I thought it was only a coincidence, so I kept trying it. It works every single time!
Crazy shit!
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